不要再說那個叫『堅系雷神』的MK柒頭了。674Please respect copyright.PENANAFCRavd0Kio
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這種人實在看多眼都嫌多,於是我立即轉台,開出新視窗,看看Yahoo新聞都無咁嬲。674Please respect copyright.PENANAYPrVpzGE2X
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同時候,細妹也左扭右扭地回到房間了,看來應該便秘坐到雙腳麻痹吧。674Please respect copyright.PENANAu5zEUilURe
674Please respect copyright.PENANAv9KQ9BkW4W
她幾經辛苦坐到床上,解開頭上的馬尾,讓一頭帶著輕微天然卷的長髮散落到背後,然後公整地將橡筋放回床邊的小木盒,並在抽屜裡取出那副黑框眼鏡戴上,看來她在廁所不只是屙屎,還脫了隱形眼鏡。674Please respect copyright.PENANAuTfH1myTIu
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她注意到我的斜視目光,不知為了什麼嘆一口氣,再平心靜氣地問我:674Please respect copyright.PENANALF4Imaj8Mh
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「點啊?裝完未啊?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAPe5IGisUuM
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看看安裝的進度條,剛剛就在這一秒完成,於是我就回答她:674Please respect copyright.PENANAwbVSss55J7
674Please respect copyright.PENANAws1dRCcPhn
「搞惦喇,應該唔洗我教你用架啦?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAQeG3tEpWlZ
674Please respect copyright.PENANAdD0tsX6O71
上身穿著熊仔睡衣,下身只穿一條超短褲的她無視背後的秀髮,用力躺到床上,一邊取出自己的三叔電話,一邊以非常老奉的語氣回應我:674Please respect copyright.PENANAVRMnjjNJ88
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「最好教返啦。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAD2sjHlHKvG
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聽罷我感受到她的視線,就伴隨著電腦椅轉身望向她,然後問:「你想用黎做咩先?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAXnfYcbmtQm
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坦白說,我第一個想起的目的,離不開應該都是用空間扭曲術整大自己對波,整長雙腳,又或是將自己的下巴改造成利器……674Please respect copyright.PENANAhcxOCfBQhH
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如果是這樣的話,我比較推介她使用一個叫美圖秀秀的電話app,這個程式無疑已足夠滿足一般女性的要求,而且簡單易用,省下我逐步教她用photoshop的時間。674Please respect copyright.PENANAYffMcSWMk8
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她坐起來,托一托黑框眼鏡,認真向我解釋:「我想執下上次去赤柱影果d相姐。」674Please respect copyright.PENANA00zX77BNIL
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「下?你執黎做乜?」我被她的言論嚇了一跳。674Please respect copyright.PENANAhlMiP1hYxk
674Please respect copyright.PENANAdSpX5eLrRk
其實那輯赤柱的相片是我們一家之前去燒烤時所拍下的,由於攝影者是我,所以我們清楚裡面除了三張有人像的合照外,其他全都是我所拍下的風景相。674Please respect copyright.PENANAykbJhrNlVg
674Please respect copyright.PENANA1wLoWUP0pR
現在想起來,細妹好像也拿過我的相機照過幾幅……難道她對攝影產生了興趣嗎?674Please respect copyright.PENANAytEcQGR1yN
674Please respect copyright.PENANAxgPk7vxr1F
細妹不自然地,用沒塗指甲油的純肉色手甲抓抓自己大腿兩下,臉有點紅,以不自覺的高音快速回應:「唔好理啦。」674Please respect copyright.PENANArGZjKl5bOY
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這個語氣告訴我:我大概應該估中了。674Please respect copyright.PENANA0m5TSVd64f
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「你唔講我唔教你啊。」我即時笑著要脅她。674Please respect copyright.PENANA5zZj5KAtsx
674Please respect copyright.PENANAat2ic2ZFUV
看來她發現了正被我玩弄,以貓將魚吃到一半卻被拿走的不滿眼神望著我,發悔氣地說:「咁你唔好教啦!你估我唔識自己學!?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAcc47GHnLk7
674Please respect copyright.PENANAGUjSDjyVT5
說罷就手持著那部三叔電話,從床上落到地上,而我則站起來,一邊作狀離開一邊說:「好啊,我無所謂架,見你咁生性我都好開心啊,哈哈。」674Please respect copyright.PENANANigeB9Kkld
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她坐到我剛讓出的位置上,一眼看落去就驚訝地問:「喂!我頂你啊!全部英文黎既喂?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAwIqoJH91GJ
674Please respect copyright.PENANAVrnVxa8jBR
我怪笑兩聲揶揄她:「咁你有機會學下英文喇。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAG52PkxoSmR
674Please respect copyright.PENANAuxpIC8H1rp
她拉著我的衣角,不讓我離開,先命令,後請求我:674Please respect copyright.PENANAOIrLDt7mMW
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「喂,幫我變做中文啦,好唔好?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAKvOToe955T
674Please respect copyright.PENANAeHzbsw1KEs
我回頭,邪惡地反問她:「喂前喂後,無名你叫啊?你頭先唔係好威既咩?點解而家唔夠兩秒又過黎求返我啊?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAXMfMzCJJY6
674Please respect copyright.PENANAJOtrkIeYs7
今次總算威返次,輪到我抓著她的春袋了,果然成為了巴別搭創造主,連運勢都不同了!674Please respect copyright.PENANAmhbAHpKIMF
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她輕輕地再扯我的衣角,請求我道:「係喇,阿哥,唔該你幫我裝返個中文版啦,唔該哂你啦。」674Please respect copyright.PENANArlSvPx0XVI
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看來真的有點不自然,明明平時的她應該會說:674Please respect copyright.PENANAdnFL0wWRtV
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「喂咪喂囉!我鐘意點叫就點叫!你唔鐘意幫就同我死開,唔好浪費我時間!」674Please respect copyright.PENANAEH4yGGfHjL
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等等,再想起來,其實她好像從來都沒有跟我說過這種話……674Please respect copyright.PENANAY2MNjJhxaG
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我開始發現到……也許一直以來她對我也不是太差,只是間中作死一下。674Please respect copyright.PENANA9yABDCQRHa
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巴別搭創造主的新視角告訴我,那個惡鬼形象也許有一半都是一直以來自己所認為的……674Please respect copyright.PENANAHpd1jYxY3Y
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算了,幫就幫。674Please respect copyright.PENANAWOqTAPIifs
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她讓出位置坐到床上,我就坐回原位。674Please respect copyright.PENANAFOyw0fHUuq
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上到Google,正想打上「中文化」三隻字,才發現無論怎樣按Shift+Ctrl,不論速成與倉頡都沒有出現,來來去去都只有英文鍵盤與那個不知所謂的《九方輸入法》……674Please respect copyright.PENANAEZEDm10CQt
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這實在令人驚訝:「點解你部電腦會得九方架?速成果d走哂去邊!?」674Please respect copyright.PENANApES9H0fncL
674Please respect copyright.PENANA4VAkRN4Ybl
她脫下眼鏡,找出眼鏡布,邊抹著眼鏡,邊用理所當然的語氣回答:674Please respect copyright.PENANArzezBaiMvN
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「無啊……佢地成日阻住我開個九方出黎,反正又唔識用,咪刪走左佢囉。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAzwexBEMWkU
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聽起來好像合理,但精通速成與倉頡的我,可是從沒有刪除過那個長年封塵的拼音啊:「你係咪痴Q線架?我而家要打中文啊,你話點算好?」674Please respect copyright.PENANALHEJEwL6WY
674Please respect copyright.PENANAVkGBzHt8oE
聽罷她重新戴回眼鏡,擺出一副不耐煩的樣子,推開我,自己掌管鍵盤的一邊問我:674Please respect copyright.PENANAQRTvmXUnPW
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「咪煩啦,IT佬,九方都唔識用……你唔好搞返個速成出黎,我幫你打啦,你要打咩字啊?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAs1uIaMhyC5
674Please respect copyright.PENANAC6mh7h91Ew
那句IT佬不知是褒義還是貶義,但聽起來實在非常難聽,還讓我有點想打人的衝動。674Please respect copyright.PENANAlz6XNGpEj5
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我煩躁地回答:「中文化啊。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAcWd7zq3sTe
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她就立即用純熟的手法拍打數字鍵盤,不消一刻就打出三個字,然後懶洋洋坐回床邊,於背後瞪著我。674Please respect copyright.PENANAPdkjok7FmI
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九方,我以前都學過,實在不知道這個要付費的輸入法有什麼好處,於是我開口問細妹:674Please respect copyright.PENANAT5NMD13RRQ
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「速成打兩個碼就可以揀字啦,你用九方要成三個碼,重要比錢買,點解唔學速成啊?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAw3Yb6sMKHV
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她立即回答:「速成d碼都唔合邏輯,咪搞我。九方係就係打三個碼,但我最多得0至9十個碼要打,速成記成廿幾個碼,搵鬼用啊?重有啊,打完碼我搵字一定快過速成囉唔該。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAnSzNsqxdNQ
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聽來有文有路……674Please respect copyright.PENANAnjsKqZDVtl
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等等!!674Please respect copyright.PENANACVZY9hvhzX
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三個碼!?674Please respect copyright.PENANAb3aUUtBtKi
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我腦裡忽然閃出今日四眼仔給我的密碼,記得好像全部組合都是只有三個數字的……再想一想……沒錯!!確實全部都只有三個的!674Please respect copyright.PENANAnDIBtx9fGy
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一想起那堆密碼,我就非常緊張,如果這堆數字又是某種輸入法的輸入碼的話,整個密碼的解構就好像一個圈一樣,說不定是最好的答案……不,應該說,沒有比這更適合的答案了!674Please respect copyright.PENANAtd9jOfvB2T
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說到九方輸入法,全世界哪裡有人會用?我哪知道,但我肯定香港必定有人會用,以前在讀中學時,我們都曾被迫接觸過這種輸入法,所以當年中了這個陷阱,懂得使用九方的香港人應該為數不少。674Please respect copyright.PENANAgpITPTQWVd
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所以也符合「給香港人解的密碼」的中心原則,絕對有試的價值!674Please respect copyright.PENANAiZlyr7LKyk
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雖然我對九方也有點基本概念,但還是要確認一件事。674Please respect copyright.PENANAKIlOVKlyNW
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「等等,打九方要用三個碼?果三個碼係咪一定要係數字黎架?」674Please respect copyright.PENANA5JpVLa8skB
674Please respect copyright.PENANACvt67Yi5NB
她用無奈的眼光望著我,理所當然地回答:「下?緊係啦,你見到個九公格有英文咩?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAzC71pbAOKM
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聽到這句,我就放心了!674Please respect copyright.PENANAD7w6I9QtyX
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於是立即拿出IPhone,找出在今日下午在四眼仔那邊影底,兩段最後所解出的密碼給細妹看。674Please respect copyright.PENANAfMrRlCce4t
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她看來一頭霧水,用「你想點啊?」的眼神望著我,於是我立即就解釋:674Please respect copyright.PENANA1qbXRaQPo5
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「你可唔可以將依堆數字轉做中文啊?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAimHBUNEbBp
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《639 958 498 260 987 780 170 990 678674Please respect copyright.PENANArchWmg4yjc
980 857 320 940 190 949 711 585 240》674Please respect copyright.PENANAcLZ1ScWbmu
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《740 069 509 371 098 891 281 001 789674Please respect copyright.PENANAPjLiaQ80J3
091 968 431 051 201 050 822 696 351》674Please respect copyright.PENANAPVv9VC6b4r
674Please respect copyright.PENANA6UBx6QpGHL
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她再看一眼密碼,用手捲捲自己的長髮,看來苦惱地告訴我這個要求是無理的:674Please respect copyright.PENANAJq0MZtTNUG
674Please respect copyright.PENANA7sidXr2EDb
「下?無啦啦點轉啊?你估我係神探伽利略啊?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAnEAcdSFIZF
674Please respect copyright.PENANANxGUdTwEPe
「頂,以你既智慧緊係轉唔到啦!」我第一反應想這樣說,但有求於她,所以理智告訴我,這樣說是沒有意義的。674Please respect copyright.PENANA7SIbt5tgmQ
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於是我吸一口氣冷靜地解釋:674Please respect copyright.PENANAJyOkbTnbh8
674Please respect copyright.PENANAtKi3czVY6D
「我既意思係…叫你用九方將d數字轉做中文啊。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAifMiQTC2pv
674Please respect copyright.PENANAIDEO4QhOLZ
細妹立即輕佻地說:「下?咁炸?」看來非常失望,想必她應該比誰都更想做神探伽利略吧。674Please respect copyright.PENANAncOVeDOwkh
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之後她再補上一句:「要我幫你?唔係唔得……」有買有賣,應該的,假如真的能解破這個密碼,巴別搭將會一舉成名。674Please respect copyright.PENANAPRLDCFKgvM
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盤算過得失,我當然立即就答應她:674Please respect copyright.PENANAoFZsmVFsau
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「幫我解到既話,你話點就點啦!」674Please respect copyright.PENANAZBFaqIbVXD
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她帶著惡鬼的笑容說:674Please respect copyright.PENANAFPYwAWT1qO
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「拿,我無叫你架,你自己講架炸。」看來已想到一些麻煩極大的代價給我去承受。674Please respect copyright.PENANAlUviXs9byV
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我都未回應她就被推開了,期間她搶走我的IPhone看著說:「行開啦,拎你D數字黎睇下。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAgCMgeYYp8A
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看了兩秒,她又問我:「上下都要解哂?」674Please respect copyright.PENANABppfnCZ0nH
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坦白說,我哪知道哪一段才是對的,一於要她全都解掉最穩陣:「係啊,你解到就解啦。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAonySFFGqqQ
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她聽罷皺一皺眉頭轉頭望向我,,以專家的語氣質疑道:「咪玩啦,下面果段有幾個零字開頭,無得解架喎,你有無常識架?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAq72DsySDj6
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巧合地,剛好在這個角度,她的黑框眼鏡反光得一片白色,完全見不到雙眼,看來就像電影中的專家一樣。674Please respect copyright.PENANAgPsbUNwZiN
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本人不太了解九方的構造,所以也不能反駁,於是就認真老實地向她確認:674Please respect copyright.PENANAuHFtZr3IjI
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「咁上面果兩行有無問題呢?」674Please respect copyright.PENANA9rxIJJoBS7
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仔細地看清楚Iphone上第一段的密碼兩遍,她才向我確認:「果兩行……得啊,無問題啊,全部都ok。」674Please respect copyright.PENANA6IlSRdqUXs
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聽起來這件事好像愈來愈專業,感覺就好像跟一個解碼專家交談一樣,而實際上,她就只是一個精通九方的中三女學生,實在有點不對味兒。674Please respect copyright.PENANA5MRaG9r0Ec
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然後她繼續以專家的語氣,說出一句非常專家的話:674Please respect copyright.PENANAaMQ6kQdhHr
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「但老老實實,你確認係九方碼黎架喇?如果解唔出既話我一樣要收費架喎。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAIXIciYVuEB
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這一刻,我實在不知怎回應才好,如果她真的是專家的話,我應該就會回答:674Please respect copyright.PENANAyYvwUmyLBQ
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「係,我明白架喇。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4hLnwg9Du
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不過她只是我一個十六歲的細妹啊!為什麼我非得要用對專家的語氣對她!?674Please respect copyright.PENANAGC7ZEWSePM
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但一時之間我又不知該怎樣回應她好,於是就抓抓頭,裝傻說:674Please respect copyright.PENANAL2ulift0bp
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「下?要收費架?我地假假地都一場兄妹啊,岩岩重幫你裝左個Photoshop,你唔會咁對我掛?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2ToSXJUXA
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她半閉著眼,帶著不滿地跟我翻一筆很新的舊帳:674Please respect copyright.PENANAOCK3Tn6anw
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「你咁快唔記得我岩岩叫你教我用Photoshop果時,你點應我喇?」674Please respect copyright.PENANApe9nBXbPWx
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其實我從沒想過要逃到自己房不教她的,沒什麼比起這個年紀的少女,想要在發掘興趣當中尋覓自我,更令人感到鼓舞。674Please respect copyright.PENANAEnSQFLL9jZ
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這樣必定比起從跟MK扑野當中尋找自我更加有益,所以攝影這方面,本人是絕對支持的。674Please respect copyright.PENANANWAmrWMFrM
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於是我就理所當然地答應她:「咁你想學乜,我咪教返你囉,可以開工未?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAZMMkIKSHOK
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得到一個滿意的答覆,她還是要裝一下矜貴:674Please respect copyright.PENANA6sosRSIo9N
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「得喇,得喇。咪催。再催我就唔幫你架喇。」674Please respect copyright.PENANASAE1W4wG6F
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「你話事,鐘意點就點,最緊要幫我解左佢,到時你鐘意點都得。」我再度滿足她,及作個保證。674Please respect copyright.PENANAsQ5bjipF88
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然後她就挺直腰板,深呼吸一下……674Please respect copyright.PENANAVw6wC5Cz3y
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我才發現她的上圍其實也挺豐滿的,雖然與芙相差甚遠,但以香港少女來說,她都可說是「大」的一群。674Please respect copyright.PENANAm2c9az3ZmV
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深呼吸完,她墊著背後不到腰的長髮倚到電腦椅背,看看IPhone問我:「咁由第一個開始啦。739啊?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAcDoXa5RqNQ
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一打出739即時彈出九個字,分別是『鷝畈略鴨夥畋畇畛畽』,她按0鍵,轉向第二個選字頁,彈出的就只有一個字『鸓』674Please respect copyright.PENANAZXZ9oA9ojh
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基本上除了『略』,『鴨』與『夥』之外,其他字我都不知是什麼。674Please respect copyright.PENANA0K094G5xFH
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見她遲遲也未打出答案,我望望她,她也望望我,終於我首先忍不住問:674Please respect copyright.PENANAbL2twOXzmd
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「你知唔知係邊個字?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAdBMoS29NBy
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「我點知啊?你自己揀啦!」674Please respect copyright.PENANAWJRinJ5VCH
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聽到這一句,我就知出問題了,也許我取要在這十個字當中揀選一個正確,但我當然不想發生這種事,所以就抱有一絲希望問她:674Please respect copyright.PENANAZIshSLY9Aw
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「d數字係唔係幫唔到你直接打到個字出黎架?」674Please respect copyright.PENANAbS0UUorMED
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她將本來在左耳前,長長的秀髮撥到耳後,托著腮煩躁地回答:「緊係啦,你用速成都要揀字啦。」674Please respect copyright.PENANAWg4wcj94NV
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唉……看來又是時候要出動我那精明的頭腦了。674Please respect copyright.PENANAejSlRUAahY
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