Simon無惡意的寒喧，讓我的處境改變了。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHB2ceZkTHv
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fvglrlRNk
唉…說什麼「啊，志仔，唔阻你地傾計喇~」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpmUgcWhrTM
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Zq2oT5lMP
坦白說，我們一檯六個所謂IT人根本就沒話好談，個個都只是看著手提電話或是I-pad，各自玩玩遊戲，看看電影，似是一群草泥馬一樣，和諧得很。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXIkS7sggb
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本來應該是這樣的。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6vc3WnBt6
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「啊…志哥啊？你同Simon哥好熟嫁？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouMx4NlafN
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxyn78Tvw8
這隻梳著All Back頭，兩邊剷青，名為「恭仔」的草泥馬瞪著我問道。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eo7l3YS18
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就這樣，和諧被打斷了，以我所知，他的偶像是Gay Dragon和大文豪，我真心覺得他很適合做這份垃圾工作的。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5bXsRzbuE
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOtVGSnptL
但看他這副衰樣，我就不禁憂鬱起來，我居然與這種垃圾是同事！？而且怎看也好，他都不像讀IT出來吧！814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsxeqCpqgI
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUCH7qfGf6
「有兩句咁啦。」我如此敷衍道，拜托你別再煩我，滾回去繼續看那低智韓劇吧。但恭仔當然不會放棄繼續接近我這個疑似黃馬褂的機會，繼續追問：814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCPzlJeOyU
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAadGIH5Ws
「有兩句…即係好熟啦……」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1tirzSgDg
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9qelmLbW0
臉皮真厚。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtykJu9QILf
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOWmhLPH4I
「關你撚事咩，死開啦。」我想這樣回答，但我當然不能這麼火爆。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVD0V8DdZEL
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmVnkyYwVpN
「一般啦，佢係我親戚個朋友黎既姐。」這是我給你的最後機會，要是你不停口繼續問，我就會以最殘酷的回答「哦」來對付你。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKoecW60dK
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmFHvglWXc
「屌，恭仔，一睇就知阿志哥唔撚想同你講野啦，重係咁聊人，搏乜啊？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyR4qcMRYb
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOugUlEax3u
坐在我右邊，一個印象淺薄，連名字也不清楚的四眼仔帶著厭惡斥責道。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVC3ZBF4ig
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說得好！814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQqY6g6qU7
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIxw8sLZ5P
但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4iXjVcE40d
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQthZD7TnyV
「你地記唔記得魚柳包幾時開始得返半塊芝士嫁？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqinCK5IMAr
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OldljHQxN
想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuighoN9cHX
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMThcTZliu2
也讓我重新了解一下，自己所調查的東西，究竟有多無聊…814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkMmgRhNLh
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVCnn7QI6O
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlwyHNbnZl
看到他們倆的眼神……814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyLOWGx9bo
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoKixk5iCV
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唉…好想找個洞躲進去啊。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcdsvcN9Gd
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「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdHvrGnyfa
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經歷了長達6.89秒的DEAD AIR，讓我以為自己變成了一個戇鳩仔，豈料那個四眼仔居然皺起眉頭，以非常嚴肅的語氣為我解脫：814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuea20xbhsi
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8FoLttZOc
「你都發現到依個問題啊？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUZjgF2dkg
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqUdEldaj5
原本我以為他會這樣說的：「你係唔係玩鳩我啊？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbykpNibRhw
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAi23G94c9
沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvOcrleP3E
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmYbJ0ZykM
「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WmYdq3a0D
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofWiTjF8Jd
為了訴說原因，我把昨晚與阿熹所發生的事都告訴他，除了阿熹莫明奇妙的失憶那一段。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquaNFHVDFX
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjW0jg4kme
經過一番討論，我發現他所知的與我差不多。因為基本上一般人除了Google之外，可以做的事根本有限。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JvZBOVRv5
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeRYEz3zt4j
雖然我們也算是IT專才，但殺雞焉用牛刀？誰會花力氣用「其他方法」去調查這種無關痛癢的小事？814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMXHTCcOpX
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEJmHMEpG1
原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BKnSwPkpl
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5lu2gjb9L
恭仔依然像隻哈巴狗一樣，不停地跟隨我的說話回應：814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltFtQngKbY
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdZ8kxXouLq
「我都係咁樣應為啊。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTO3OS8LHI
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSKxHeyMwc
「我都記得係咁啊。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2X32N8miT
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoaeRjz8eO
「係囉，係囉。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nwCP7OgVA
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9XCNR1XoP
真的煩到像隻烏蠅一樣，但在討論中總有人要負責和應，這些廢話就填補了對話中的空缺位置。他很有攝位的天份，將來必成為一個擦鞋的高手。「咁即係肯定係M記出蠱惑啦，無可能全世界都記錯嘅！」恭仔裝作不忿地說這句Everybody Know的結論。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gs1hiikit
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENjBeRTMht
「點解你地可以咁肯定？」一把聽起來有禮的低沈聲音反問。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8j1oN4IjI
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGWD1LtP0y
一望過去，說這句話的是一個坐在四眼仔旁，一直在玩PsV而沉默不語的肥仔說的。聽見反對聲音，恭仔即時帶有惡意反擊。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERZOO68OZb
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1fiEH4KwS
「咁你係唔係記得一直都係得半塊啊？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzBYBkhouI
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYZLCEepQt
「唔係，我都記得有一塊。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSxMQiJrVgZ
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8bcKkuvWM1
「咁你想表達乜野啊？」恭仔以聽起來充滿敵意的語氣說道。但肥仔面無懼色，淡定地回應：814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAl9rAZbut5
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVV1kflrWEk
「我無必要表明自己既立場，只係想提醒你地一件事。你地識唔識波蘭斯基？」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yzQVeP7ZX
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Utdf26jhA
未有等任何人回答，肥仔繼續說：814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12hi3gJ1Eu
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtS4yfBuAGt
「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wwPsScM4x
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6i1vOpELU
「但結果上年有套叫《玩謝大導演》既戲上左，導演又係波蘭斯基，我當塘嚇左一跳，重問人佢點解明明佢死左都重會有新戲上？佢地望住我，問我係唔係戇鳩，因為波蘭斯基根本就無死到。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rZMziuQau
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdazFJnZo0l
「最後我無再出聲，全世界，連埋套戲都話我聽：『係我記錯左』，咁重有乜理由要柒落去？我勸你地咪信埋自己d戇居記憶，諗埋魚柳包依D無謂野喇，一塊定半塊芝士關你鬼事咩，聽日重要返工啊。」814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRNM2WF0e6
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKlJXi4TKw
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbpKzGqRyo
雖然得不到任何回應，但他看來亦滿不在乎，繼續低頭玩自己的Psv。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WO3ZipMwz
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDHRWoenOl
814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7Vb1SyuFn
他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。814Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bGe2jIeXD
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