就我個人的評測，對於波叔能力的懷疑可說是最高級別，先不說什麼法輪功與共濟會的疑問，其實我甚至連他身處在美國的證據都沒有。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4nUnO63rV
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnxvKXQ4E8
所以要撐起巴別塔的情報網，說到底還是要靠我自己的力量。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDeBfqC1p9C
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FopZcWiaT
要我相信背後一群蛋散，尤其是那個叫超級駭客的米芝蓮人，根本就是個笑話，若沒有我的領導他們會變成怎樣？領導者的角色很有可能會變成四眼仔，雖然他確是個能幹的傢伙，不過卻不是這方面的材料，論決策力與眼光，他跟我差太遠了，決不可能帶領巴別塔走到今日的強盛，作為一個優秀的下屬才是最適合他的角色。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wT3NQYyTb
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrxD57oBn7
想到這裡，開往鴨利洲的船已經來到我們正身處的，一個顏色生硬的浮躉碼頭。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQ1NQW7Dsr
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmppgByEq09
付上兩元的代價，我們就正式向著今次行動的目的地——鴨利洲進發，雖然來到香港仔短短只有一小時左右，但我卻覺得自己剛剛經歷了一段艱難又漫長的時光，幾經辛苦才上得了這首船。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0MEKNATbv
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyze1hBEFHR
這帶來了一種令人振奮的情緒，我就似是當年哥倫布終於獲得資助，成功出航一樣，實在感動得有點眼泛淚光。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirVG26b13x
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD721xqS3pg
可是我不會像他那樣將古巴當成日本，我的情報是絕不會有錯的，鴨利洲大街二十八號定能為我們帶來南華早報迷團的答案。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJuwvgq7RQ
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUncVUkAjQu
正當我在沉靜地準備心情時，坐在旁邊的一眾凡人又開始一場浪費時間的無謂閒聊。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAEEO1HKwv
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZBTkvzw9n
「屌你啊，仆街仔，你岩岩影底左個菲傭啊？」賣魚勝質問簫風。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOmi5XClAx
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKapGHBIcYZ
望過去，賣魚勝正著迷地看著簫風的智能電話，用手指左掃右掃，兩人看來都看得非常高興。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYXOH2JgHg
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xjg1ZjYOO
簫風露出淫邪的笑容說：「係啊，你唔覺好正既咩？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwUrySCVWj
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojMPhaZ0Wc
賣魚勝沒有回答，只是吞口口水，繼續用手指掃著智能電話。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3hrDibwE8
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcloLc7mZn
我不禁心想，簫風這個咸濕仔剛剛拍照拍得有多瘋狂，果然思春期的處男都是性飢渴的野獸，就算連菲傭也不放過，實在為這個國家的未來擔心。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiV1X7bWlMx
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNuo322KOE
下一刻，超級駭客加入戰團，企圖奪去賣魚勝手上的智能電話，並說：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqypCXeZOzc
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5F1ThW65QD
「屌，正唔正一回事啦，拎黎睇下先啦！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnx036upD0s
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWFsiWzdOs
賣魚勝看得起興，沒有打算輕易交出電話，馬上釀成一場電話爭奪戰，而Moscow killer好像早知會發生這種事，一上船的時候已經選好位於角落的位置，三個白痴的騷動好似與他無關一樣，只是木無表情地坐著看自己的智能電話。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwoiMIQHae
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUa2y4pFyRM
手長得像樹獺的賣魚勝將電話高舉，讓胖得像雪人的超級駭客不得不站起來搶奪。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5a2OcIo14
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMT05BkOSXP
眼見電話在不安全的高處，要是發生什麼碰撞，它大概就只有跌到海裡一個命運，簫風眼中流露出極度的不安，在悲劇發生前喝止兩人：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKC5nmKTMI
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDFTNJjT9p
「唔好爭啦，一陣跌左部電話落水我打柒你地啊！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHXwzHjvz7
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzUyk6cN3M
聽罷，超級駭客和賣魚勝的動作都停下來，簫風襯機奪回電話，然後解決這場無謂的紛爭：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgBl761uOM
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTDXctN4et
「比返部電話我，我Whatsapp 群組分享出黎，到時鐘意點J就點J啦！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMWfGbaW9tg
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNOSAkhgf6
幾秒後，我褲袋裡的IPhone開始不斷震動，看來海量的菲傭寫真，已經在未經我同意的情況下輸送到裡面。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaZ5zza4QR
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAz4uW0cnMB
超級駭客與賣魚勝忽然變成乖學生，取出電話確認一幅又一幅的寫真已落到自己手上。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe9l5Fpl4d
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUqTjF9SRD
震動結束，超級駭客和賣魚勝就齊齊收起電話，動作整齊一致得像軍人一樣。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXWTU9glEk
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc7R3c3Yir9
我則悲嘆人類的愚蠢與野蠻，文明分配換來的結果是空虛，看兩眼就收起來，只有爭奪才能更使他們積極與興奮，根本個個都是未進化的野獸，實在無眼睇。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61wx3dwxhh
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtnPnzGLkq
將電話收起後，不知道是出於找話題，或是秋後算帳，賣魚勝向簫風挑釁道：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8uV816gtA
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrQrCuztru
「死仔，連DSE都未考得惦就郁手郁腳，第時想做乜啊？想做陳浩南定大王啊？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoNCqp5sm9
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDKZb0oJ0t
難道他在教訓簫風嗎？但無論怎看，我都不認為賣魚勝這個紮馬尾的怪人有這個資格，所以這只是個無聊的挑釁罷了。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fclKmhP1q
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxf0CtHBQo
然後，令我意外是簫風的回答：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWHQMhUI30
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGjp75JDzE
「大王？我邊有資格啊？一山不能藏二虎啊。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiReqmbWNbq
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmhuxCTbJw
他的目光並不是落在我身上，而是另一個更合理的人。原來他也注意到四眼仔與大王那幾乎一樣的面貌。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKjmeYeLlH
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYmeo3Jj36
賣魚勝已經注意到簫風的視線，望向四眼仔，接著不爭氣地笑了出來。不過智慧比驢子更低的超級駭客還懵然不知發生什麼事，戇居居地問：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7zj6W3D6w
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoyqu4M1uM
「下？你講乜野啊？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPgYiMUlhH
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwY0XuZDf7S
賣魚勝沒有說話，再度望向四眼仔，超級駭客轉頭過去，才知道是什麼一回事，然後似是發現新大陸一樣，驚奇地大笑兩聲。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdZSyDcmDw
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCAIRoONrB
拜此難聽的笑聲所賜，一直安靜地看著書的四眼仔終於發現了三道奇怪的視線，於是合上書問：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrP3zakKRg
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIr41pY9Wp
「你地做乜望住我？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrkLsHHN3G
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpaRdsxDAW
像四眼仔這種四眼仔我以前都識過幾個，十個裡面有十個都好小器，而且好記仇，所以一直我都沒有跟他說過他好像大王這件事，希望簫風小心點，不要踩到地雷吧。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWrXOvQRnw
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0bHNIQptI
說時遲，那時快，天真的簫風已經發炮：「無野，話時話Sadmin，有無人話過你好似大王？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoQfdvwCgG
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiK6X6NMVFN
四眼仔即時斜眼看著他，托托眼鏡問：「安德尊？你隻眼睇乜架？我塊面邊有佢咁方？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SSXJtlf9r
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOFFFoq5LS
簫風看來不知道踩中地雷，還打算全力向前衝，提高聲量說：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdChdF7TjUx
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmMWs4NlXy
「屌唔係安德尊啊。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSlN5rhlzX
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9LswRtmd8
四眼仔一頭霧水，皺一皺眉說：「下？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGPXxARw2o
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv31MlknizH
賣魚勝也跟上簫風的步伐，繼續衝向四眼仔這支核彈的引爆點：「你無睇過三五成群咩？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZBggT9rL6
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYgUrJBVkD
聽罷四眼仔沉默著，大概要爆了。反正不關我的事，我還是坐開點，食花生好了。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutwc3dm5Rj
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEkd6gSJsw
下一秒，四眼仔終於開口：「有睇過，原來你地講緊宋本中啊？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKXbKmpasu
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KFNZkwF9v
宋本中是誰？我實在不清楚，不查一下維基大概也不會知道，相信在座幾個上一秒還在說大王的蛋散也和我一樣，所以三人，尤其是簫風更呆住了，應該在思考該怎麼回應好。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXD8sWA0DFX
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7IQkPSWXD
不過面對四眼仔認真的視線，簫風很清楚一定要給個回應，於是依依哦哦地說：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31wBIZCEMA
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iakr6u7Yl
「應該係掛。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwLXk0HDUo
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpD2i6xWdL
四眼仔以盡顯個人風格的語氣，說出非常配合他性格的內容：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQdpgWbId9
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8FwUC04PB
「廿八座大王啊嘛，咪宋本中囉！你就咁講大王，我以為係安德尊都唔出奇姐。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsHPUfrqbF
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQIn0g7i60
正常人會記住廿八座大王的演員名字嗎？其他人可能未必會，但四眼仔會這樣做，我相信所有認識他的人都不會感到出奇。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDTa2OkcF1
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNHyE6zZlR
可是那白痴三人組肯定沒有好好地了解過他，所以只能張著口呆了，心裡處於混亂狀態。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE5dFdbv57W
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0l8NzDmAaR
聽四眼仔上一句比較重的語氣，我可以估計，下一秒他大概就要展開攻勢，我還是坐遠點比較安全。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vFXVtIvO7
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdnGpXdwJq
怎料他居然笑笑口，抓抓頭說：「不過你地唔講我真係唔覺，以前都無人咁講同我講過。」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfwLO2Ta10
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYJBIKNNK3
見無異樣，超級駭客即時補位回應：「其實換左副眼鏡既話，相似度應該直達九成！」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjlmytRN9i
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgbCU2nlaF
四眼仔對於跟大王相似這件事看來並不討厭，又或是他並不是個小器的人，所以反應才會如此溫和，讓氣氛也變得歡樂起來，他更說笑道：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpv8O5dog25
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaqS0M6r0g
「可能真係有D似啦，不過我只係純種漢人，同佢唔同，我無法國血統都成個混血兒咁樣，咁講法我算唔算係天生麗質啊？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4qwrFrYQu
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uJbMhkcO6
超級駭客大笑兩聲，發揮爛口本色地說：「屌你老母，男人老狗乜撚野天生麗質啊！？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXyFu0jegk
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd35mS9EvL0
說罷全場鴉著無聲，不是因為超級駭客爛口，而是四眼仔的樣子……他重現戲中「大王啤著黑仔」那經典鏡頭中的大王表情，雙眼瞪得超大，而且異常凶狠，看來想殺人一樣，不發半聲，啤著超級駭客足足五秒之久。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1PLQtGSEg
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozRHtpgmaB
超級駭客當然也顯得不知所措，不過他沒有戲中黑仔的勇氣，半句話都不敢說，在雙眼流露出巨大的恐懼。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBSxRBXv4H
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsCy1wTU2d
然後四眼仔指著超級駭客，以平靜又強硬的語氣教訓道：「你估屌人老母唔洗負出代價既咩？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotpYyOZ7cB
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSuNQvjNOhC
又是一個經典的鏡頭再現，即使有人跟我說他是大王本人，我都不會有半分懷疑。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3eQLcBOJU
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX01UiroK3y
雖然知道四眼仔是有心搞笑，不過那霸氣可是貨真價實的，所以說完這句話後，在座都沒有人敢再說話。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13MD9f1Zao
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvcxz5BG2iP
直至四眼仔笑笑口，拍拍超級駭客膊頭問：「似唔似啊？」氣氛才變得比剛才更歡樂。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepFCcOT9YC
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGKs6arCBG
見完全沒有危險，簫風就繼續剛才的話題，問：「啊……原來大王係法國人黎架？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzAcYjCWoG
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCChaxzkqFU
這個問題實在白痴得無極限，賣魚勝立即說：707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5VCDn6iTL
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaM4IE4nGRV
「中法混血兒啊，你係咪智障，你見過有鬼佬會生到成個中國人咁樣既咩？」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUP5qu1u4L
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuOOmIRdUa
見賣魚勝手持著開著的智能電話，我就知道他說的應該沒有錯，因為它肯定正開著維基，確認宋本中身份的正確性。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUKWWBFsXT
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvRKpD7uFq
簫風以無知少年特有的語氣說：「我點知喎，Sadmin話有法國血統，我咪……」707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxx1nMiFhV
707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jW1NTJ0Hr
聽到這裡，我就站起來離席，聽這樣的對話根本就是浪費時間，不如到船頭吹吹海風更實際。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinb9OpY2za
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不過船不太大，要走到船頭路程雖短，但不容易，因為船實在搖晃得有點強。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUziIrwLjt
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我努力穩著腳步，一步一步慢慢邁向船頭，在通向船頭的出入口，我看到鴨利洲已經離我們不太遠了，而且它所帶來的空氣還是與昔日一樣，十分有親切感，是一種清風的香氣。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1dfUEW4KI
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扶著船上的扶手前進，我差不多已經走出那寬闊的出入口，下一秒放手，我就能體驗站在船頭的快感。707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNc0hFD9gT9
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讓我帶領巴別塔光明會展開『勇破間諜網』的第一步！707Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6S6unwyj5
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