波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9IrNRCQMb8
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8DLZluiF1
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQs1Fndl8Uc
至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaExktYPiSA
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyg9PcUP0q
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsb3XzMisAZ
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvmnUYJu3m
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRYkFsMBsr
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBCbz2EHgy
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqwnDoU4C6
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwbLp3TLTX
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FuWa3Viku
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRn8rn3QGs
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PPg7GcD9u
總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvGAJ6OWyV
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPAkETl3yi
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPT7XyUPRVn
已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysFCcDZ0sf
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8fQ2kqFLo
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWv9v0hvh2
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NKta2NGtY
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXf8idCaqV
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTDaaPSIUM
「啊，差唔多喇。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxLqyV67gdw
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxdwiIEJiz
說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CM0vOwjlM
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fQ9FYXECd
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9tuwZjMEg
嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DTCdDKkxY
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypmcRniQ1S
等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXdptDOPxV
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt1R2fIhDgo
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHmghz9Lkh
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yjpCnDSRz
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3FkZYM5Pt
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuDgU6COCK
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCc76sEeOUX
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKV1C9kToxg
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7R1CCNXpc9
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9B5k0D148
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaBWpnMODt
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfCKmMy4cf
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktWpeTZVst
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAtDQpG47i
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每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD88lQgxfwW
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWij8X21Zkt
「未顯示號碼」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OOBMWP8KY
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxfJSPYGGN
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxQpJt04p3
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNlMOigxNX
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQC0WlV8eO0
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolee8Wtgay
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZKYtgnLk5
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9b5qPXqwc
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5XAjpI4oWJ
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTj9EtvdNZ
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIJS6u2J5v
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJzJCm03CG
「無啊…無…無需……」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPD5lLFPkV
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ueNAcRh7F
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKlAhwbGBc
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRzVz5Abll
「先生…」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jqfJoKpPj
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YSJHpjqgG
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwIAHMvNTK
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FwdqC4k36
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVeStVSxHK
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lY6g1bkKe
「屌你老母。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaUlrcXnXx
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nCKOSOULu
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxM4houXfd1
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjFtF2vzhiZ
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgGdhLIm09
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZinA9K8dy
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAU2Y0Kill
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfWiHf4BvK
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGDUE3XKVU
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjJeNu2GQV
又是「未顯示號碼」。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7lKtmtKDz
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MA8eIBQms
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PfahAKF3p
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeV6goFFcn2
不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm64KOgFVHr
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBUvVGEaQI
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJ2YiO0Fbq
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKdnkTtYvw
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5Ir7mqkAV
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoUspZoq6o
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLwpdn6psy
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAl7ZGMf1A
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJeKKQLctf
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0825FHeL5
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKaOUmZwLd
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rcwAObJXV
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpITBztVyHK
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx26EGakX1L
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVPIKOA4A0
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5DHXzTkq8
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoW7iMwSOn
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSztIuUJns2
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9bVEDs4rh
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTprFYPQ3s
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMzpAluk8E
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEaF7OqWvlk
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡanfV4xjIIL
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27sN1O6i9I
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9Vf5fFz5M
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQacSzUwOIA
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzuP0YOgob
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1ZncizwvB
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYxpG3eAjU
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLkmTh20s3
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81ImgnQr7H
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFUgG71T88
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYaHwLiDQl
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxQBu9lDe9
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QsxbtZ6jt
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9C7skDy71y
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7I3wL8KUtu
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KI8CvJlu6
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkNAB5kg4ff
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkg0x4Gs6nP
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRkBHQ8BTG
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2p6LoinvPH
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtz8iID4oH6
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZocOBEupl
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjldWOvkJg
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhoGHwVC3W
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIQbelUcUf
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡegQ48Z56TK
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsYvbOLiwzd
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzZOskZXSQ
「條友信得過嫁喇？」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWMLmNzWSM
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZ6mmKa52J
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoFQ4fWMhg
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX04XJUdBy3
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjVjrPauF7
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnKnihqUPl
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXwlAcL2lq
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8INxU9gLlw
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0XRjFD58UN
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhHvUwoR3Q
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6nAi9pCV0
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRDsa4bCSp
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIb8R7mUuYy
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大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Cq5tjXTE5
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGelZu8xbh
733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpRwsXo4Ll
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……733Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMd1bpOiDio
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