不要再說那個叫『堅系雷神』的MK柒頭了。690Please respect copyright.PENANAUscP3H7sel
690Please respect copyright.PENANAhgJwmoXEFE
這種人實在看多眼都嫌多,於是我立即轉台,開出新視窗,看看Yahoo新聞都無咁嬲。690Please respect copyright.PENANA43V1e553pJ
690Please respect copyright.PENANAajjqq1F5l1
同時候,細妹也左扭右扭地回到房間了,看來應該便秘坐到雙腳麻痹吧。690Please respect copyright.PENANANpAaMJYW0S
690Please respect copyright.PENANAgK6NCC1hon
她幾經辛苦坐到床上,解開頭上的馬尾,讓一頭帶著輕微天然卷的長髮散落到背後,然後公整地將橡筋放回床邊的小木盒,並在抽屜裡取出那副黑框眼鏡戴上,看來她在廁所不只是屙屎,還脫了隱形眼鏡。690Please respect copyright.PENANArZa57lNsgi
690Please respect copyright.PENANA27TvIjQObA
她注意到我的斜視目光,不知為了什麼嘆一口氣,再平心靜氣地問我:690Please respect copyright.PENANA2EkWg8cZLv
690Please respect copyright.PENANA8FXIcQ0rmc
「點啊?裝完未啊?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAB6iuXQUs2A
690Please respect copyright.PENANA8gCg4QQj8o
看看安裝的進度條,剛剛就在這一秒完成,於是我就回答她:690Please respect copyright.PENANA3fyziovLGh
690Please respect copyright.PENANAhnidFoUlYJ
「搞惦喇,應該唔洗我教你用架啦?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAZnmLsdO5zQ
690Please respect copyright.PENANAb0gT9lD3lG
上身穿著熊仔睡衣,下身只穿一條超短褲的她無視背後的秀髮,用力躺到床上,一邊取出自己的三叔電話,一邊以非常老奉的語氣回應我:690Please respect copyright.PENANANOfsCaILqz
690Please respect copyright.PENANAUg7zGV6Vzu
「最好教返啦。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAzSIZlLPfYA
690Please respect copyright.PENANAk3vxXuZhtf
聽罷我感受到她的視線,就伴隨著電腦椅轉身望向她,然後問:「你想用黎做咩先?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAknLei1gwZ2
690Please respect copyright.PENANAyPpZHwoc5d
坦白說,我第一個想起的目的,離不開應該都是用空間扭曲術整大自己對波,整長雙腳,又或是將自己的下巴改造成利器……690Please respect copyright.PENANAzLht3GdClK
690Please respect copyright.PENANAf1P3YHMa0B
如果是這樣的話,我比較推介她使用一個叫美圖秀秀的電話app,這個程式無疑已足夠滿足一般女性的要求,而且簡單易用,省下我逐步教她用photoshop的時間。690Please respect copyright.PENANAQvL0kmebyx
690Please respect copyright.PENANA2dx4gY1vvq
她坐起來,托一托黑框眼鏡,認真向我解釋:「我想執下上次去赤柱影果d相姐。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAYClw63W9kJ
690Please respect copyright.PENANAldohOGFXwK
「下?你執黎做乜?」我被她的言論嚇了一跳。690Please respect copyright.PENANAGPH8gVVF2r
690Please respect copyright.PENANARKRmGEHubk
其實那輯赤柱的相片是我們一家之前去燒烤時所拍下的,由於攝影者是我,所以我們清楚裡面除了三張有人像的合照外,其他全都是我所拍下的風景相。690Please respect copyright.PENANAzgJQQBGJkB
690Please respect copyright.PENANAos9qqwp4SO
現在想起來,細妹好像也拿過我的相機照過幾幅……難道她對攝影產生了興趣嗎?690Please respect copyright.PENANAhBlMsO4gqH
690Please respect copyright.PENANATwOLPCzdy8
細妹不自然地,用沒塗指甲油的純肉色手甲抓抓自己大腿兩下,臉有點紅,以不自覺的高音快速回應:「唔好理啦。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAzV9VMShSjM
690Please respect copyright.PENANAaDyn3zgfaq
這個語氣告訴我:我大概應該估中了。690Please respect copyright.PENANAh5QgbCtPZG
690Please respect copyright.PENANAHdA8qLir2g
「你唔講我唔教你啊。」我即時笑著要脅她。690Please respect copyright.PENANABO9djBn2AF
690Please respect copyright.PENANAkMakCaxpSi
看來她發現了正被我玩弄,以貓將魚吃到一半卻被拿走的不滿眼神望著我,發悔氣地說:「咁你唔好教啦!你估我唔識自己學!?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAgJ83ZCr0p4
690Please respect copyright.PENANANzNRUUsCVN
說罷就手持著那部三叔電話,從床上落到地上,而我則站起來,一邊作狀離開一邊說:「好啊,我無所謂架,見你咁生性我都好開心啊,哈哈。」690Please respect copyright.PENANA0zW3ThOvJC
690Please respect copyright.PENANAyskRg1AxhE
她坐到我剛讓出的位置上,一眼看落去就驚訝地問:「喂!我頂你啊!全部英文黎既喂?」690Please respect copyright.PENANARG3w3jUPWc
690Please respect copyright.PENANA9htET9Rfbw
我怪笑兩聲揶揄她:「咁你有機會學下英文喇。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAfA78qUOStn
690Please respect copyright.PENANANxR4d5PlEM
她拉著我的衣角,不讓我離開,先命令,後請求我:690Please respect copyright.PENANAyYSK59H8Nd
690Please respect copyright.PENANAgvW8XiDx7h
「喂,幫我變做中文啦,好唔好?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAbPLQQ2YmH0
690Please respect copyright.PENANAQlKpxWcKCA
我回頭,邪惡地反問她:「喂前喂後,無名你叫啊?你頭先唔係好威既咩?點解而家唔夠兩秒又過黎求返我啊?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAq3ciBr2ToI
690Please respect copyright.PENANAKCdz7blh2E
今次總算威返次,輪到我抓著她的春袋了,果然成為了巴別搭創造主,連運勢都不同了!690Please respect copyright.PENANAv6taYqTDG9
690Please respect copyright.PENANAqjQBDIWi6n
她輕輕地再扯我的衣角,請求我道:「係喇,阿哥,唔該你幫我裝返個中文版啦,唔該哂你啦。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAWsWh2W64e2
690Please respect copyright.PENANA5uXAC5n5Xb
看來真的有點不自然,明明平時的她應該會說:690Please respect copyright.PENANAJCYZvgOwbG
690Please respect copyright.PENANA1LAxnxNXq6
「喂咪喂囉!我鐘意點叫就點叫!你唔鐘意幫就同我死開,唔好浪費我時間!」690Please respect copyright.PENANAguCGW341vg
690Please respect copyright.PENANAkSJxjm1339
等等,再想起來,其實她好像從來都沒有跟我說過這種話……690Please respect copyright.PENANABxdpe1HtBl
690Please respect copyright.PENANAb7ownN2n9P
我開始發現到……也許一直以來她對我也不是太差,只是間中作死一下。690Please respect copyright.PENANAQH6W5KELZg
690Please respect copyright.PENANAB8ewhlPRug
巴別搭創造主的新視角告訴我,那個惡鬼形象也許有一半都是一直以來自己所認為的……690Please respect copyright.PENANA1jRLPyVqcK
690Please respect copyright.PENANAWIMT3Om6KE
算了,幫就幫。690Please respect copyright.PENANAOY32LJyfeY
690Please respect copyright.PENANAerFI84xu9g
她讓出位置坐到床上,我就坐回原位。690Please respect copyright.PENANAmkQK2WuzGT
690Please respect copyright.PENANAWo1EBuPd2M
上到Google,正想打上「中文化」三隻字,才發現無論怎樣按Shift+Ctrl,不論速成與倉頡都沒有出現,來來去去都只有英文鍵盤與那個不知所謂的《九方輸入法》……690Please respect copyright.PENANAyoVZUoTiA3
690Please respect copyright.PENANATFUpHOkuFl
這實在令人驚訝:「點解你部電腦會得九方架?速成果d走哂去邊!?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAQeAAmRaWuJ
690Please respect copyright.PENANAEauWcozGGU
她脫下眼鏡,找出眼鏡布,邊抹著眼鏡,邊用理所當然的語氣回答:690Please respect copyright.PENANAfu6Juk2GFE
690Please respect copyright.PENANA3yszBZif2s
「無啊……佢地成日阻住我開個九方出黎,反正又唔識用,咪刪走左佢囉。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAO66GHI0Vpc
690Please respect copyright.PENANAfbOgmtHa6Z
聽起來好像合理,但精通速成與倉頡的我,可是從沒有刪除過那個長年封塵的拼音啊:「你係咪痴Q線架?我而家要打中文啊,你話點算好?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAYbvGsz0Us1
690Please respect copyright.PENANAqqqa3cIXNR
聽罷她重新戴回眼鏡,擺出一副不耐煩的樣子,推開我,自己掌管鍵盤的一邊問我:690Please respect copyright.PENANA1v9yWUqj6k
690Please respect copyright.PENANA8QMpwTAJJg
「咪煩啦,IT佬,九方都唔識用……你唔好搞返個速成出黎,我幫你打啦,你要打咩字啊?」690Please respect copyright.PENANARMUqKEXLNl
690Please respect copyright.PENANACQ9hu7FP38
那句IT佬不知是褒義還是貶義,但聽起來實在非常難聽,還讓我有點想打人的衝動。690Please respect copyright.PENANASAAinkltym
690Please respect copyright.PENANAjMtSgInr7R
我煩躁地回答:「中文化啊。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAk1EkXIs49g
690Please respect copyright.PENANAGTFRr7c8Lv
她就立即用純熟的手法拍打數字鍵盤,不消一刻就打出三個字,然後懶洋洋坐回床邊,於背後瞪著我。690Please respect copyright.PENANAjswlS4OAPz
690Please respect copyright.PENANAHSZIUhauXM
九方,我以前都學過,實在不知道這個要付費的輸入法有什麼好處,於是我開口問細妹:690Please respect copyright.PENANA49QDsSGpC6
690Please respect copyright.PENANA3tzytz7oJM
「速成打兩個碼就可以揀字啦,你用九方要成三個碼,重要比錢買,點解唔學速成啊?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAtdlD8CXSd3
690Please respect copyright.PENANAmrCKOnJ04D
她立即回答:「速成d碼都唔合邏輯,咪搞我。九方係就係打三個碼,但我最多得0至9十個碼要打,速成記成廿幾個碼,搵鬼用啊?重有啊,打完碼我搵字一定快過速成囉唔該。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAtJGVmx9dyA
690Please respect copyright.PENANAUCFQRfroP0
聽來有文有路……690Please respect copyright.PENANAIwzbVZ7xB7
690Please respect copyright.PENANAnkBiWIFYnX
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等等!!690Please respect copyright.PENANAPalmsh5yUp
690Please respect copyright.PENANAXytG9339Dx
三個碼!?690Please respect copyright.PENANAFNLdYbX4MD
690Please respect copyright.PENANAPVSAZNUiH8
690Please respect copyright.PENANAoBuB1Zo61R
我腦裡忽然閃出今日四眼仔給我的密碼,記得好像全部組合都是只有三個數字的……再想一想……沒錯!!確實全部都只有三個的!690Please respect copyright.PENANAPMAL2QmECd
690Please respect copyright.PENANAC33ZFnUUSi
690Please respect copyright.PENANAVb2qPLvNqF
一想起那堆密碼,我就非常緊張,如果這堆數字又是某種輸入法的輸入碼的話,整個密碼的解構就好像一個圈一樣,說不定是最好的答案……不,應該說,沒有比這更適合的答案了!690Please respect copyright.PENANA2imWTg7CX1
690Please respect copyright.PENANAYiW7WxQ5EH
說到九方輸入法,全世界哪裡有人會用?我哪知道,但我肯定香港必定有人會用,以前在讀中學時,我們都曾被迫接觸過這種輸入法,所以當年中了這個陷阱,懂得使用九方的香港人應該為數不少。690Please respect copyright.PENANAFxnajTrjVa
690Please respect copyright.PENANAVzGFxbptnn
所以也符合「給香港人解的密碼」的中心原則,絕對有試的價值!690Please respect copyright.PENANA3EYlgVWxxc
690Please respect copyright.PENANAtELPqt4QH6
雖然我對九方也有點基本概念,但還是要確認一件事。690Please respect copyright.PENANAs9ZGgUTgad
690Please respect copyright.PENANAx7IQeSvOKn
「等等,打九方要用三個碼?果三個碼係咪一定要係數字黎架?」690Please respect copyright.PENANASTg6ag8rKp
690Please respect copyright.PENANAC0PCRYS4b6
她用無奈的眼光望著我,理所當然地回答:「下?緊係啦,你見到個九公格有英文咩?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAGU1lGqQpJY
690Please respect copyright.PENANAoZDW57PCIp
聽到這句,我就放心了!690Please respect copyright.PENANArm544Lvxgm
690Please respect copyright.PENANASXbYYUF65T
於是立即拿出IPhone,找出在今日下午在四眼仔那邊影底,兩段最後所解出的密碼給細妹看。690Please respect copyright.PENANAKjEw4tDUPQ
690Please respect copyright.PENANAvEKsQjFG3f
她看來一頭霧水,用「你想點啊?」的眼神望著我,於是我立即就解釋:690Please respect copyright.PENANAJL69xHknY5
690Please respect copyright.PENANA58Wzi8JYMC
「你可唔可以將依堆數字轉做中文啊?」690Please respect copyright.PENANA6HHZLr8in0
690Please respect copyright.PENANAlMgLEjChCm
690Please respect copyright.PENANAlm2xGeqaqE
《639 958 498 260 987 780 170 990 678690Please respect copyright.PENANAe5I6KuyEiX
980 857 320 940 190 949 711 585 240》690Please respect copyright.PENANAA68ooBPFZ3
690Please respect copyright.PENANAcszNOEkdkA
690Please respect copyright.PENANAzalRybZtyw
《740 069 509 371 098 891 281 001 789690Please respect copyright.PENANAIBXOjchQaW
091 968 431 051 201 050 822 696 351》690Please respect copyright.PENANAoBC4912ZIG
690Please respect copyright.PENANA4gs6vQIwAx
690Please respect copyright.PENANAeT6OiRfmZi
她再看一眼密碼,用手捲捲自己的長髮,看來苦惱地告訴我這個要求是無理的:690Please respect copyright.PENANAPDIcAir0eu
690Please respect copyright.PENANADQzTwYFClb
「下?無啦啦點轉啊?你估我係神探伽利略啊?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAumzbKBgJvp
690Please respect copyright.PENANAA0PdFG90Qj
「頂,以你既智慧緊係轉唔到啦!」我第一反應想這樣說,但有求於她,所以理智告訴我,這樣說是沒有意義的。690Please respect copyright.PENANAjXl1tfWq9D
690Please respect copyright.PENANAkn2aFOgW4r
於是我吸一口氣冷靜地解釋:690Please respect copyright.PENANAwymZ9ldWmi
690Please respect copyright.PENANALmBuBKBF9z
「我既意思係…叫你用九方將d數字轉做中文啊。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAEly8qYXPqo
690Please respect copyright.PENANAAwwK3taq4D
細妹立即輕佻地說:「下?咁炸?」看來非常失望,想必她應該比誰都更想做神探伽利略吧。690Please respect copyright.PENANAFenBtXRPgh
690Please respect copyright.PENANACdS8S1yFF4
之後她再補上一句:「要我幫你?唔係唔得……」有買有賣,應該的,假如真的能解破這個密碼,巴別搭將會一舉成名。690Please respect copyright.PENANADbyijvwq4z
690Please respect copyright.PENANABkzZx2HqiM
盤算過得失,我當然立即就答應她:690Please respect copyright.PENANAARk4xFPx9f
690Please respect copyright.PENANACOuErIkdmV
「幫我解到既話,你話點就點啦!」690Please respect copyright.PENANAjE7XgRmdqN
690Please respect copyright.PENANA2InSuszb3q
她帶著惡鬼的笑容說:690Please respect copyright.PENANA4BsfYCVTpp
690Please respect copyright.PENANAdlTBWdCxvo
「拿,我無叫你架,你自己講架炸。」看來已想到一些麻煩極大的代價給我去承受。690Please respect copyright.PENANAgDBuouI5HK
690Please respect copyright.PENANACl3KGf0XGY
我都未回應她就被推開了,期間她搶走我的IPhone看著說:「行開啦,拎你D數字黎睇下。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAekEtmqi9nQ
690Please respect copyright.PENANAieifxvu2WQ
看了兩秒,她又問我:「上下都要解哂?」690Please respect copyright.PENANANHNYv2CHNA
690Please respect copyright.PENANAHdijwTPYOQ
坦白說,我哪知道哪一段才是對的,一於要她全都解掉最穩陣:「係啊,你解到就解啦。」690Please respect copyright.PENANA4ym3MUah6c
690Please respect copyright.PENANAGjj9DzL0Fa
她聽罷皺一皺眉頭轉頭望向我,,以專家的語氣質疑道:「咪玩啦,下面果段有幾個零字開頭,無得解架喎,你有無常識架?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAjI8Od7hgxc
690Please respect copyright.PENANAC232XfWJU8
巧合地,剛好在這個角度,她的黑框眼鏡反光得一片白色,完全見不到雙眼,看來就像電影中的專家一樣。690Please respect copyright.PENANA6it6qXLgtr
690Please respect copyright.PENANADPLfC1G38u
本人不太了解九方的構造,所以也不能反駁,於是就認真老實地向她確認:690Please respect copyright.PENANAE6BAxlMhB7
690Please respect copyright.PENANAXqMnjEHO8x
「咁上面果兩行有無問題呢?」690Please respect copyright.PENANALsNrPVlidj
690Please respect copyright.PENANAv86vGJpQ9u
仔細地看清楚Iphone上第一段的密碼兩遍,她才向我確認:「果兩行……得啊,無問題啊,全部都ok。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAR7d16vDdGZ
690Please respect copyright.PENANACc4OincSs5
聽起來這件事好像愈來愈專業,感覺就好像跟一個解碼專家交談一樣,而實際上,她就只是一個精通九方的中三女學生,實在有點不對味兒。690Please respect copyright.PENANAuw6hE4pVMt
690Please respect copyright.PENANAWDvFQTIT7P
然後她繼續以專家的語氣,說出一句非常專家的話:690Please respect copyright.PENANAKHxUOfuzU0
690Please respect copyright.PENANAnV9eHQsL7g
「但老老實實,你確認係九方碼黎架喇?如果解唔出既話我一樣要收費架喎。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAuqcvWiPt1e
690Please respect copyright.PENANAeDo3oyHrbE
這一刻,我實在不知怎回應才好,如果她真的是專家的話,我應該就會回答:690Please respect copyright.PENANA4GdkpfvCQD
690Please respect copyright.PENANA510IMiCnsN
「係,我明白架喇。」690Please respect copyright.PENANA2xF5ifh9ER
690Please respect copyright.PENANAKxKNr91ADL
不過她只是我一個十六歲的細妹啊!為什麼我非得要用對專家的語氣對她!?690Please respect copyright.PENANApXXaZfqTEp
690Please respect copyright.PENANAilC3xDeqWo
但一時之間我又不知該怎樣回應她好,於是就抓抓頭,裝傻說:690Please respect copyright.PENANAIApz8sx1Z4
690Please respect copyright.PENANAPq5buZb0Xg
「下?要收費架?我地假假地都一場兄妹啊,岩岩重幫你裝左個Photoshop,你唔會咁對我掛?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAeI64hXmZUh
690Please respect copyright.PENANADtcEHwVZzn
690Please respect copyright.PENANAZ3iEqD2I0G
她半閉著眼,帶著不滿地跟我翻一筆很新的舊帳:690Please respect copyright.PENANATJGuc75Emt
690Please respect copyright.PENANAD5G8nrTu3M
「你咁快唔記得我岩岩叫你教我用Photoshop果時,你點應我喇?」690Please respect copyright.PENANATSmtON898k
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其實我從沒想過要逃到自己房不教她的,沒什麼比起這個年紀的少女,想要在發掘興趣當中尋覓自我,更令人感到鼓舞。690Please respect copyright.PENANANAkDjaqeqT
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這樣必定比起從跟MK扑野當中尋找自我更加有益,所以攝影這方面,本人是絕對支持的。690Please respect copyright.PENANAmJtGdcFiNQ
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於是我就理所當然地答應她:「咁你想學乜,我咪教返你囉,可以開工未?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAbEKvaHGEsY
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得到一個滿意的答覆,她還是要裝一下矜貴:690Please respect copyright.PENANALALwDCj1LM
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「得喇,得喇。咪催。再催我就唔幫你架喇。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAvwVvH0AKr5
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「你話事,鐘意點就點,最緊要幫我解左佢,到時你鐘意點都得。」我再度滿足她,及作個保證。690Please respect copyright.PENANAl6KzjuVnWE
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然後她就挺直腰板,深呼吸一下……690Please respect copyright.PENANANa96oD4RxB
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我才發現她的上圍其實也挺豐滿的,雖然與芙相差甚遠,但以香港少女來說,她都可說是「大」的一群。690Please respect copyright.PENANAth2NNeiyDW
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深呼吸完,她墊著背後不到腰的長髮倚到電腦椅背,看看IPhone問我:「咁由第一個開始啦。739啊?」690Please respect copyright.PENANA4hL7gtN9Wy
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一打出739即時彈出九個字,分別是『鷝畈略鴨夥畋畇畛畽』,她按0鍵,轉向第二個選字頁,彈出的就只有一個字『鸓』690Please respect copyright.PENANAwJ0t5OOBRo
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基本上除了『略』,『鴨』與『夥』之外,其他字我都不知是什麼。690Please respect copyright.PENANAdPpSlzXIQz
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見她遲遲也未打出答案,我望望她,她也望望我,終於我首先忍不住問:690Please respect copyright.PENANAaklzpIyOe9
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「你知唔知係邊個字?」690Please respect copyright.PENANAmJONEg5wNv
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「我點知啊?你自己揀啦!」690Please respect copyright.PENANAXZ6auaYB6M
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聽到這一句,我就知出問題了,也許我取要在這十個字當中揀選一個正確,但我當然不想發生這種事,所以就抱有一絲希望問她:690Please respect copyright.PENANATvJ9XqnnPE
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「d數字係唔係幫唔到你直接打到個字出黎架?」690Please respect copyright.PENANA2OBv7mQ8Hl
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她將本來在左耳前,長長的秀髮撥到耳後,托著腮煩躁地回答:「緊係啦,你用速成都要揀字啦。」690Please respect copyright.PENANAatmbJgjTqC
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唉……看來又是時候要出動我那精明的頭腦了。690Please respect copyright.PENANAx0YjSetI0J
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