639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0kp2YtMvK
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJijeu0Dug
回神過來她已經將面前的蟹肉唔知乜鳩沙律之類的物體吃完七成，已滿足並在抹嘴，我襯機澄清一下自己的疑問究竟是什麼：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMdHX5PpF9
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAk7QUhA6r2
「等等，我唔明既，唔係我既身份問題，而係另一個問題，點解要帶我去共濟會啊？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiRVUr5Rye
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjcRSZjWEi
「因為我需要一個男伴。（普通話）」她隨即回答。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY16JmBkUh9
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKmQurvHCo
聽罷我咀嚼口裡面的菜，呆了一秒，心想究竟自己不在說人話，還是她聽不懂人話？639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YOoEmeE3y
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88VJoCaF3i
過後，我用清晰的語調，詳細地再問她一次：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvuFdbcpdh
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpKkw9Dp0o
「我既意思係，點解你唔一個人去，要帶個男人陪你去？點解唔叫XX（謝多燕的真名）陪你去啊？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdXmesGScJ
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHNinhbqcH
就我這個問題，她保持沉默，呷兩口紅酒也不回答，看來在考慮什麼。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXALW50bZNM
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87Zt1SVwrj
我沉默不語等待回覆，感嘆著跟有錢人打交道真的很累。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWiW4nRhNG
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMHkaD2ODy
將最後一舊蟹肉送進口裡，侍者收走我的碟子，補上餐湯時，阿花才再開口，向我問：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTs9PON3IyB
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GjLhS1SyJ
「波，我問你一個問題，你有歧視我的性向嗎？（普通話）」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuKUZ4SdOs
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigKPYRH0JP
我開始有點明白，她一直問非所答，除了因為有錢人自我中心的性格外，不多不少也因為有點想逃避我的問題。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCkcVyqycg
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JAgSIatJB
為免惹她不高興，我爽快地給她一個非常例牌的答案：「無啊，你鐘意女人係你既事。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicdtxacXYR
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9F4YU6DDH
答罷我即被一雙迷惘中又帶點認真，卻散發著一絲絲憤慨的眼神瞪著，與她雙目對上的一剎那，她就問：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrLwamszsG
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mLZQedLeX
「波，如果你跟我一樣有錢，你會歧視我嗎？真心回答。（普通話）」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ud0o9FKv0
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAlIRTyMSP
緊係會啦！屌你老母！根本唔關有無錢事！如果要歧視，就算我而家係個窮撚都可以歧視你啦！639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlV5veBkEHy
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0FNKI2uca
如果按她期待，真心地回答的話，以上就是我的答覆，但為了一個億萬富豪的弱小心靈著想，我決定說個美麗的謊言：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4WoWJMXen
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WZZFIWQP5
「我……」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirZeoNurSH
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BtKP2zylf
基本上連『我』字的半個音都未說完，就已經被打斷了：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UDbvuKqlN
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQ1mFQII1X
「不必回答，你心裡面已經回答了。不論你答什麼我都不會感到高興，而且這個時候我還需要你，不想讓自己心裡對你有根刺，你也是個聰明人，應該明白我的意思。（普通話）」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPfFfrVgOX
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZn1kO8H38
她這是在告訴我，已經在我的眼中看到答案了，一個真實無誤，純粹，無雜質的答案，即是：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVXc2t0wde
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5EuyviICk
『緊係會啦！屌你老母！』639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvrOcVZl1j
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZ6h2mPi6v
就算她看不到，我也很清楚這話道理何在，若我回答：『講真，真係唔會，我會尊重每一種人。』在她看來就是虛偽，是為了討好而說的垃圾說話。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJWoaLgcBz
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfN4Gq9cFL0
若我說：『點都會有D既……始終……』在她看來就是敵意的挑釁，是否定她存在的說話。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61eibR1AQ4
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkHhf9SsRR
這是一個怎回答也必死的問題，沉默才是最好的答案。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGnPYTpxvE
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4sLx9dFLF
所以，她考慮到為了讓自己好過一點，也讓場面沒那麼尷尬，才會打斷我的答覆。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUybqFc6c5
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1FvbmkZqN
終於明白到這個道理的我，只能沉默不語，默默地喝著不知味道的湯，思考著如何打破沉默……639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zBrSty7a4
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAk1YjLEShd
一口接一口，忘我地喝湯，卻已經喝到底也不知道，湯匙碰到碗底，發出『叮』一聲，帶來尷尬的同時，也打開了話窗。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHejb20bsY
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVcD7NE5Bc
「不用喝得太乾淨。（普通話）」她提醒我。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6x82IPkwkl
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3crErcbGU4
我隨即回答：「只係一時無留意。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBQPJaj9TT
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeSnHtYmWtr
順勢，她在侍者回收湯碗時，開始向我解釋，並以比較不敏感，另一個歧視女性的話題作開頭：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4c05OLPjpz
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZ3ZUXfXG4
「坦白說，由於世界的轉變，在共濟會裡的女性會員開始增加，當然那裡的老會員會對於我們的加入表現得明顯不滿，所以對女性的歧視已經很嚴重。（普通話）」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIm5xYmCmb
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1qYDAEnmw
接著她甩一甩自己的短髮，讓耳朵上那隻值不知多少錢的鑽石耳環在我眼前閃爍一下，表情更加憤慨地說：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Rq9TRJFAV
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILVqelT8xu
「在這樣的情況下，你能夠想像，假如他們得知一個女同性戀的『怪胎』進到自己的會裡，會發生什麼事？（普通話）」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42JgsRNdya
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3JUHOtanO
聽她咬牙切齒，非常強調怪胎二字，大概以前被人這樣說過吧，我反射神經地問：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRr0NU5Y9J
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUk0kw33G7x
「不過西方社會思想唔係開明D既咩？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16pAHygzFX
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRP0WlNOE6F
聽罷阿花將手上的紅酒一飲而盡，激動得將自己的鳳眼撐到可以塞進鵪鶉蛋那樣大，喝斥道：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntDIpHW6mx
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aty7y0V5b
「開明！？這是一個他媽的荒謬的玩笑，是只有窮鬼才會期望的垃圾東西，只有弱者才需要別人賜予平等，覺得人生來平等的人都是他媽的智障！平等在這裡並不存在，更不會在中國存在！這只是存在於人類的幻想當中，比童話更幼稚的東西！（普通話）」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDcWTnApQo
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBMjxjsbMl
她的反應接近失控，語氣大得連旁邊的侍者也停住動作，待她說完才敢為她添酒。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkJcmDZr44
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqR43vxCsM
說到這裡，我心裡有個無謂疑問，順便扯開話題，好分散一下她的注意力：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9kxol24DA
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLbn1tk9tb
「那你跟XX住在一起，不會被發現嗎？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2YPvyLl82z
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERDgkolah8
聽罷她收了少少火，擺出一副愛理不理，滿不在乎的樣子向我解說：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxAeBmsy9A
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUif4crHJww
「誰都不會他媽的在乎。沒有人會為了求證這種事而特意調查，要是調查，都只會向你所掌握的權力與財富埋手，私生活這種事，根本誰都不會關心。（普通話）」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6xgnbW9pJt
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAAq0dYCdW
她言之有理，別人私生活這種八卦，是只有師奶少女才會關心，用來打發時間的無聊行為。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsZWYgrGRe
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSRkDe8OkA
接著又是一次漫長的冷場，主菜遲遲未上，她有她繼續摸酒杯，我有我繼續望天花板。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliaPJoHLue
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3i2ZtDWhs
「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DuZFKEOWA
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zViirC11Z
全個房間死寂一片……639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmOY3BuArA
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jxnNtL2AS
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa18h6kgaXG
呆了一段靜得可怕的時間，我喝口紅酒，忽然覺得……好像由我去完醫院，回到這裡開始就少了點東西……是什麼？一時之間又說不出，好像剛才開口說過的……639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2AdY7BILg
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWStCvRltZ3
對了！屌你老母，謝多燕去左邊？639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyu7yDpNkA
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXvy4ikeEZ
「係喇，XX呢？點解唔見佢既？」我接著問道。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtii6Fy1A7
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRoLgxG1hT9
聽罷阿花頓一頓，大笑兩聲：「哈哈……她？（普通話）」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3rilYqjRw9
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaswVKN5ke
然後笑中帶點無奈，冷冷地告訴我：「大概去了找第二個像你這樣的人吧。（普通話）」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuxwQ4Tdy6
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡju54YIqCXg
這刺激到我的神經，其實我也為屌過謝多燕四鑊而感到內疚，於是想再道歉：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FMRfFKpGY
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhLBmnrzjL
「其實之前同佢……果件事呢……」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswGIJGMviL
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpkXVGkCSG
阿花呷口紅酒，撥一下頭髮，灑脫地跟我說：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHe2G1yohd
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwDDN9MuI4
「別提了，事前你也不知道是什麼一回事，而且……你也不是第一個了……我亦不想在這個時候恨你，所以過去的就讓它過去吧。（普通話）」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3dAK83zpZ
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMK5DTATXji
對，過去的，就讓它過去吧，既然她可以放得低，為什麼我又不能呢？639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwQQDVW4zS
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPRaBdnGSL
「明日記得不要失禮啊。（普通話）」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6lvhNL76l
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhTw0sUeo0
這樣叮嚀道過後，她再呷口紅酒，主菜剛剛好在她放下酒杯時來到，是香燒和牛配忌廉焗薯塊，非常普通的主菜。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTm54fUhaRH
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZ5Usj236F
我手執餐具，保持著應有儀態享用。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlP3gd7Dabl
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Cs0Dbp9Cx
和牛油脂豐富，表面焦香，肉汁豐富，口感嫩滑，感覺就好像有個日日用牛奶沖涼的幼齒處女在我的舌頭上打轉一樣……639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YNC366YRb
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaEqgYdMhK
屌你老母！真係好鳩好鳩好食啊！好食到我眼水都標埋，這一刻我感覺到無比虛幻。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpYLYSWdjP
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzHU3EDx6I
做左咁多年區經，我搵過好多錢，亦使過好多錢，但這些年來，我從沒有吃過如此高貴的味道。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4vT0EQTPi
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgAeGIa4MM
現在，我覺得自己似是在發夢一樣，從前所向往的生活，好像已步向完成階段。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdshmtdblX
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡih80ch9nQt
可能有人會說，食舊和牛咁大反應，究竟波叔係咪痴左線？639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfnQM2rSp6
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CaGcwH1Uv
首先，我必須要屌你老母，睇死你依咁既戇鳩仔成世都唔會發到達，因為你的想法too simple！sometimes naive！639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzwb8a15Rn
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOQfrahrVp
和牛確實只是一舊肉，只是一舊食物，你以為我陳錦波成世人都無食過和牛？緊係唔撚係！我食和牛多過你食肥牛啦！639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQOTBP22J8
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEBUlKzA9n
我話你知，要食和牛根本唔難，只要你肯負出一張金牛就包保有得食，但如果要食一塊高貴既和牛，就唔鳩係咁容易鳥。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WlhLvEmnh
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xV63j3NyX
而重點當然不是味道，也不是和牛，它其實就只是為我人生成功起飛，而慶祝所放的煙花。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCHSq75J7d
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jetMeGgTG
我真正所高興的，是從此以後這種高貴將唾手可得，聽完阿花的說話，加上本人的思考，我百份百肯定自己已經在阿花的推動下，向著另一個原本一生都不能觸及，像宇宙般遙遠的階層進發！639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAOx0htp5I
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtHSvI8ESD
若你連這一點也看不出，就抵你成世無運行。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdBpVilKan
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANYN8wat7o
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSf8TpuUe8P
用完這餐美好的晚飯，我回到自己的房間，作過簡單的梳洗後，就穿著浴袍睡著了。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXTC2pejat
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLh2cNUCPbU
這一晚，我沒有造夢，非常安寧，平靜地睡了一覺。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkG4eHr9d6
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4b7sYpEvW
回想起來，來到芝加哥的這麼多個晚上，我又有多少夜是好好的安眠過呢……？639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9mTYJQPLE
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVdhDdC4M4
我該數一下嗎？639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPijWyWnHb
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnzIYgF0v5b
以謹餘的記憶，來到這裡我最初在無帽輝的家住過兩晚，然後又去到盧卡斯的狗竇，與謝多燕在時鐘酒店過了一夜，在酒吧的貨倉睡過一整日，也在維多利亞式豪宅玩過3P，我發過最荒謬的夢，也睡過一生中最長的覺。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPhVVMlPzo
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUiBSpPrCK
在四十幾年人生中，我從來沒有連續經歷過這樣一個又一個奇妙的晚上。在芝加哥這十幾日，仿佛已是我人生最傳奇的日子。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQ2VwgATiP
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMsZXqVWZt
我有種感覺，覺得自己彷佛是為了這趟旅程而出生一樣。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKDPDWUSXA
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxITF8j5Z0g
多日來已經歷過種種奇人怪事，扮外星人的鴨我打過，3K黨又撩過，槍又開過，人又殺過，也與過越戰退伍軍人並肩作戰。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZF3r3iP1qU
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPWOrOLsH5
所以對我來說，明日共濟會的聚會就只是小菜一碟……不再算是什麼，它只是一件等我去解決的事件，即使到時遇上什麼怪人，怪物，我都不會感到驚奇，因為這趟旅行本身，就已經夠驚奇了。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVmuqGO7Gk
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kyxxtUMSV
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gA70qi7f9
一覺醒來，看看時鐘，剛好是中午十二點正，可能女僕有種獨特的直覺，或是我的房間裝有閉路電視，五分鐘後Emma就開門進來，送上熱騰騰的早餐，是普通過普通的西式早餐配一碗九唔搭八的熱豆漿。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3u7BzboWip
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihu8dqdWDl
我打開電視，邊看新聞邊吃早餐。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOCQAtRMy5
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ01XJWUEsq
吃到半途Emma開門進來，向我提醒道，同時我也將電視較成靜音：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFKviCx4Ze
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDylpZG6x1
「西裝將會在半小時後，即是下午一時正到達，今晚的宴會將會於下午三時正在這裡出發，請你做好準備。（英語）」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpJUQZwB6R
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BQ5DpYpTj
我即時回答：「I know，thank you.」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzP6ODYUaP
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8AEFkYU3z
然後她以專業女僕的侍奉語調說：「嗯……有什麼要求的話，務必向我提出，請盡情地使用我。（英語）」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaMKRYgIpg
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGbCNJ3QHa
說罷她就轉身離開，但閱女無數的我感覺到她轉身的剎那有一絲猶疑，也許還有話想說卻不知如何開口，於是我便叫住她：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UFovNcQA2
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSarXUwnmpI
「Do you have anything want to say?」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEkBhSaqgs
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrxWexDBiK
她回頭，臉頰泛紅，對於我的召喚既驚喜又失措，半秒間不能說出話來只能有點口吃地回應：「啊……（英語）」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMeWuSLaDt
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8ePq7O28C
「嗯？」我瞄一下她那平平的可愛胸部，再注視著她的海藍色虹膜的雙眼，輕輕推動道。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJYMc0HJHU
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZN367KKa5
她輕輕吸口氣，以緊張得生硬的公式語氣向我道謝：「昨晚謝謝你為我的玫瑰解圍。（英語）」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtoiaDsaijo
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaqsn5ifhz
「I just say the truth.Your taste really very good.」我以自己最紳士的語氣接受她的道謝，同時讚美道。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yntftYrsj
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8uQC8eb13
見我的回應，她明顯鬆了口氣，運作回復正常，以女僕的語調向我道謝：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj6crOIW5M
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVFJWTQp0Og
「謝謝你，如果有需要的再叫我，我會在門外。（英語）」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pz5SHpx72
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4GkEHZ6mwz
然後又以Emma，一個傾慕我的少女身份說完這句：「希望你喜歡這碗豆漿。（英語）」就轉身離開。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1y85ztRsmV
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrVA1m8SNc
哦……原來這九唔搭八的熱豆漿是她為我而準備的，但她明顯不清楚中國地方的飲食文化並不一致，我不是北佬，而是一個標准的香港人。早餐來說，比起豆漿，我更想要杯熱奶茶或是沙嗲牛麵。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxJBdLr7F8
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZfHxJ7Cib
不過我不怪她，這豆漿喝一口就知道她為此花了很多心機，一於下次再向她要杯熱奶茶算了吧。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbcM5yIaGy
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bmnkhELwh
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忽然，我想起一件事。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpu8a7NMh3f
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dQ5mpbdYw
上次搵乜鳩志是什麼是候呢？639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMkd1xTD2Q
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzRoOHGxhY
也許我需要向他回報現在的進度，因為無論如何都是他帶我上魚柳包這艘賊船，讓我花費了人生最後一個奇跡……639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGrJHO4ntwr
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZB6G7JGyN6
同時我也想質問一下他，當波叔在芝加哥打生打死時，這條蛋散在香港作出了什麼貢獻。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡft0RbKaTg5
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbMrXxdp77
於是我非常順手地取出IPhone，看一看，上次通話已經是一個星期有多前的事，究竟上次打去我同佢講左乜柒野呢？639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YiciNqK2b
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmD0O5yOXSD
算了，唔鳩理鳥。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡASqudPWzbf
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGvqOhXa9E
我一按下撥號，一通電話即時撥出。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4SA3lC1Ju
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfJ3imClYV
五秒後，乜鳩志以帶幾分驚青，奇奇怪怪的聲音接聽：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KusHVre8s
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYRKEd2dJBF
「喂？邊個啊？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9Dr2owWM7
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uYNGYL7N5
我即時回答：「波叔啊。屌你，今次個電話又幾鳩正常喎，依個星期你有無做左咩威水野啊？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNftyOjSikk
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgztZtOXpRj
自從盧卡斯入左廠，已經好耐無人同我講過廣東話了，雖然對方是乜鳩志，但我還是有點高興可以跟他對話，難道我有點思鄉了嗎？639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpJcLagH9t
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ80oHvRM84
他口疾疾，依依哦哦地說：「下？無咩既，都係搞下個論壇，依排香港依邊有個南華早報既迷團喎，你果邊收唔收到風啊？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYC0CqZ0TJ
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvy7VuKpkP
我好多日無睇過報紙了，而且在美國又怎會看到南華早報？根本是廢話。我理所當然地答：「完全無喎。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0A4jbuZeG
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKd7tXZNRy0
他又緊接著我的話，問我更多的問題：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQmnlHifNT
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PVunFduZr
「得閒叫盧卡斯上巴別塔比你睇下啦，我地果邊已經解得七七八八喇，好快就可以揚名立萬。咁你又點啊？去左咩景點名勝啊？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HyfuwsYhC
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4O5B7kb5k
這條撚樣好像變得比之前更囂張了，居然問我去左乜野名勝，他肯定睇死我在美國乜都無做過！639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzfEg8KzeMK
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJ8ZL2lSHt
雖然我自己都唔相信，但我確實真係做左好多野！639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWxysvpc1c
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstoWfEvScU
對於乜鳩志的囂張，我立即加重語氣，大返佢轉頭：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYWHjmIcJ8
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdi5g4kn7j
「你話我知，3K黨總部算唔鳩算景點？如果算既話，我大前日先去完出返黎，可以話你知入面咩境況。點啊？有咩想知？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQXAXeocBe
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSiyV7KGQQ
「你唔係去左搵法輪功同外星人既咩？有無咩線索？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVMaz3mWEqg
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQA3SQQC1RM
就我的問題，他沒有線正面回答，只是扯開話題。看來他在短短一個星期內變得醒目點了，懂得耍點政府官員的垃圾手段。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcc3MNLDKXh
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZcKQ4jL3N
但他還是太年輕了，因為他根本不應該跟擁有雄厚勢力的本人，玩這種無謂的文字遊戲：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVItDztx9R
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORfYzgNSAf
「無啊，不過等等我重會去共濟會既飯局，一定點都會有d線索，等我好消息啦。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1s2vXbW35v
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7j0bR58Jwv
「下？共濟會？」他愕然道。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ922xiL0vW6
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdzQA5Ac3w
一切在我掌握之內，於是便乘勝追擊，大鳩到佢無野講：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgtxGhJ3jp
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJEyuIDrIx
「喂，你當我係流架？我話你知，其實我係芝加哥都識唔少有勢力既朋友，要入共濟會既聚會其實唔難。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2KicCfuQ5
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhvxajF0zN
被打亂陣腳的乜鳩志已無退路，只能語無倫次地以話題扯回3K黨那邊：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi05vcWcxEk
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpU9CkHIMa
「等等先，你真係入過3K黨總部？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoONT8FZRi
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzs7tycAAjQ
本身個人垃圾又無料，真係唔好亂咁大鳩人！乜鳩志，今日我就教曉你依個道理：639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4DvILyIT5
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvLpzeLEkd
「屌你！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHvfNBBRIu
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點知……當我正想連珠爆發屌鳩佢時……639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXHdzhcW01
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oLX4h4tJd
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRK02dPXvVI
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJuF04HtKc
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1D1gKMMuoP
屌你老母！又斷？仆你個街點解佢個電話會咁鳩廢架！639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfotDWlXYco
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbWqioVSV8
639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQ0bFJIoQC
算喇，唔鳩同佢計，我都唔浪費時間打返比佢，反正要講既都講哂，佢果邊D野又廢既，根本無聽既價值，講多都哂氣。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81ZZz9JQCY
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而且時間都差唔多喇，都係時候要去試西裝，為今晚既聚會做好準備。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSz8OXMTnaU
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共濟會，我黎喇！
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