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624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yii3QuBGH
回神過來她已經將面前的蟹肉唔知乜鳩沙律之類的物體吃完七成，已滿足並在抹嘴，我襯機澄清一下自己的疑問究竟是什麼：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UJvZVL1mi
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUTftPp6Aw
「等等，我唔明既，唔係我既身份問題，而係另一個問題，點解要帶我去共濟會啊？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84IJiXld9m
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRAflwJz0N
「因為我需要一個男伴。（普通話）」她隨即回答。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiB6sDreWn
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xLA0ndUlj
聽罷我咀嚼口裡面的菜，呆了一秒，心想究竟自己不在說人話，還是她聽不懂人話？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4VOywF7Rg
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVJCLKK5ri
過後，我用清晰的語調，詳細地再問她一次：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaHbRqWNSs
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY7ia3HpCig
「我既意思係，點解你唔一個人去，要帶個男人陪你去？點解唔叫XX（謝多燕的真名）陪你去啊？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5wnU8gGJiC
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGXJBjAaoD
就我這個問題，她保持沉默，呷兩口紅酒也不回答，看來在考慮什麼。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0Oi8wFXCn
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYje6ZYYnJ
我沉默不語等待回覆，感嘆著跟有錢人打交道真的很累。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtP3Jp8Nybe
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUQuUteWgaa
將最後一舊蟹肉送進口裡，侍者收走我的碟子，補上餐湯時，阿花才再開口，向我問：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXis7QS9mD
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97d4Xb2ZkB
「波，我問你一個問題，你有歧視我的性向嗎？（普通話）」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JTKQGBJRD
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyXIU9el5G
我開始有點明白，她一直問非所答，除了因為有錢人自我中心的性格外，不多不少也因為有點想逃避我的問題。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXOr9ElSlj
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchVI0O8of9
為免惹她不高興，我爽快地給她一個非常例牌的答案：「無啊，你鐘意女人係你既事。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGhIUtVSAy
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6ovqQ90T7
答罷我即被一雙迷惘中又帶點認真，卻散發著一絲絲憤慨的眼神瞪著，與她雙目對上的一剎那，她就問：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EWmhHWDeu
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRRMgmdLSy
「波，如果你跟我一樣有錢，你會歧視我嗎？真心回答。（普通話）」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQEYygPTKv
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGODSI1QNcK
緊係會啦！屌你老母！根本唔關有無錢事！如果要歧視，就算我而家係個窮撚都可以歧視你啦！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpLqaCcUAa
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pbAO4iJvo
如果按她期待，真心地回答的話，以上就是我的答覆，但為了一個億萬富豪的弱小心靈著想，我決定說個美麗的謊言：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsW0trAN8G
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mPVimbQsZ
「我……」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOXbAOibqC
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAWwXkGYfd
基本上連『我』字的半個音都未說完，就已經被打斷了：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFwyIwGzmV
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgk8euKRX3z
「不必回答，你心裡面已經回答了。不論你答什麼我都不會感到高興，而且這個時候我還需要你，不想讓自己心裡對你有根刺，你也是個聰明人，應該明白我的意思。（普通話）」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5PPKO7PrU
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ej7dzHinS
她這是在告訴我，已經在我的眼中看到答案了，一個真實無誤，純粹，無雜質的答案，即是：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6t2aLuCSm
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlvw0Zvn8k
『緊係會啦！屌你老母！』624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nmHoeU7Jt
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLasCG65OJX
就算她看不到，我也很清楚這話道理何在，若我回答：『講真，真係唔會，我會尊重每一種人。』在她看來就是虛偽，是為了討好而說的垃圾說話。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrvVt1d3c1O
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0KISpL7m6
若我說：『點都會有D既……始終……』在她看來就是敵意的挑釁，是否定她存在的說話。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZOEevkEX9
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJXBqyqXid
這是一個怎回答也必死的問題，沉默才是最好的答案。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmOwkliXH6
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfAxTc6hgj
所以，她考慮到為了讓自己好過一點，也讓場面沒那麼尷尬，才會打斷我的答覆。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTe0C0NSIM5
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEKI1l1Rtl
終於明白到這個道理的我，只能沉默不語，默默地喝著不知味道的湯，思考著如何打破沉默……624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs94Sxe3pAR
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5LsCrQ1yU
一口接一口，忘我地喝湯，卻已經喝到底也不知道，湯匙碰到碗底，發出『叮』一聲，帶來尷尬的同時，也打開了話窗。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQesWnVg4cv
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgdvjJfZXB
「不用喝得太乾淨。（普通話）」她提醒我。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSCfIEycZM
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxToFd8nWN1
我隨即回答：「只係一時無留意。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrfWIJOQ1Q
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0EeiPBDwx
順勢，她在侍者回收湯碗時，開始向我解釋，並以比較不敏感，另一個歧視女性的話題作開頭：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7l9WJTlZVS
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f0gUMDyKs
「坦白說，由於世界的轉變，在共濟會裡的女性會員開始增加，當然那裡的老會員會對於我們的加入表現得明顯不滿，所以對女性的歧視已經很嚴重。（普通話）」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QSrKR3tZN
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4i8Pes6qQM
接著她甩一甩自己的短髮，讓耳朵上那隻值不知多少錢的鑽石耳環在我眼前閃爍一下，表情更加憤慨地說：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwreeAyHAW
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWagxs7qxMl
「在這樣的情況下，你能夠想像，假如他們得知一個女同性戀的『怪胎』進到自己的會裡，會發生什麼事？（普通話）」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xXMGg8VL8
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7jVtZ21PXN
聽她咬牙切齒，非常強調怪胎二字，大概以前被人這樣說過吧，我反射神經地問：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsV9kD1doT
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4bahBDHxA
「不過西方社會思想唔係開明D既咩？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTExk1FGBg2
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjfQEzrflz
聽罷阿花將手上的紅酒一飲而盡，激動得將自己的鳳眼撐到可以塞進鵪鶉蛋那樣大，喝斥道：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpfF0vkKYe
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH65yA0vxin
「開明！？這是一個他媽的荒謬的玩笑，是只有窮鬼才會期望的垃圾東西，只有弱者才需要別人賜予平等，覺得人生來平等的人都是他媽的智障！平等在這裡並不存在，更不會在中國存在！這只是存在於人類的幻想當中，比童話更幼稚的東西！（普通話）」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBbH5fVIl7
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLcvS8dli2
她的反應接近失控，語氣大得連旁邊的侍者也停住動作，待她說完才敢為她添酒。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3fjE8Tyq5
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuq3iWaJeK
說到這裡，我心裡有個無謂疑問，順便扯開話題，好分散一下她的注意力：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsLY6nUSaf
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69on7YsB0B
「那你跟XX住在一起，不會被發現嗎？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYYtsgCX54
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1scbc3pIrl
聽罷她收了少少火，擺出一副愛理不理，滿不在乎的樣子向我解說：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaBqPxlwy3l
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z3l9N8MyI
「誰都不會他媽的在乎。沒有人會為了求證這種事而特意調查，要是調查，都只會向你所掌握的權力與財富埋手，私生活這種事，根本誰都不會關心。（普通話）」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyx9d29yNb
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cTQVoq15j
她言之有理，別人私生活這種八卦，是只有師奶少女才會關心，用來打發時間的無聊行為。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tug3bG66E
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoFL7MJ2D4
接著又是一次漫長的冷場，主菜遲遲未上，她有她繼續摸酒杯，我有我繼續望天花板。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvW4ueMqi3
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzniPzNo1KK
「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNbvZF1nHM
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqacdnOnMt
全個房間死寂一片……624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOgS185dVW
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnniupXzzE
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsM3F55yQk4
呆了一段靜得可怕的時間，我喝口紅酒，忽然覺得……好像由我去完醫院，回到這裡開始就少了點東西……是什麼？一時之間又說不出，好像剛才開口說過的……624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceTj4yW4dc
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxsTTNJXc2
對了！屌你老母，謝多燕去左邊？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwUdUGaxpL
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiea7SPV0y
「係喇，XX呢？點解唔見佢既？」我接著問道。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDR3g7co0fJ
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfJMFP1lGr
聽罷阿花頓一頓，大笑兩聲：「哈哈……她？（普通話）」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlV0hxh60Z
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71Tp8gXOCm
然後笑中帶點無奈，冷冷地告訴我：「大概去了找第二個像你這樣的人吧。（普通話）」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJEpBDCyIJ
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOdeJQ8CY5
這刺激到我的神經，其實我也為屌過謝多燕四鑊而感到內疚，於是想再道歉：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19XvbmfdG7
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgd0W0TsyN
「其實之前同佢……果件事呢……」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXngHqacxe
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZ720D4NRI
阿花呷口紅酒，撥一下頭髮，灑脫地跟我說：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbmiJwJZrr
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaGaitZAY1
「別提了，事前你也不知道是什麼一回事，而且……你也不是第一個了……我亦不想在這個時候恨你，所以過去的就讓它過去吧。（普通話）」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqyNdSJ9Nc
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ4nU7G5AsY
對，過去的，就讓它過去吧，既然她可以放得低，為什麼我又不能呢？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOGomZV3Jk
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKoR0qGiAX
「明日記得不要失禮啊。（普通話）」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfncnnYYJq
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkQcIXE4kO
這樣叮嚀道過後，她再呷口紅酒，主菜剛剛好在她放下酒杯時來到，是香燒和牛配忌廉焗薯塊，非常普通的主菜。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGQKmhfvhs
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2ed9ShSxh
我手執餐具，保持著應有儀態享用。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplSBQjaMgb
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeugLBNSg6T
和牛油脂豐富，表面焦香，肉汁豐富，口感嫩滑，感覺就好像有個日日用牛奶沖涼的幼齒處女在我的舌頭上打轉一樣……624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAg3BeXQDz
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQhFcnkcPh
屌你老母！真係好鳩好鳩好食啊！好食到我眼水都標埋，這一刻我感覺到無比虛幻。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlM53Po7RmN
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpMPAo9TPd
做左咁多年區經，我搵過好多錢，亦使過好多錢，但這些年來，我從沒有吃過如此高貴的味道。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSiocfJo5I
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9CfYxifNN
現在，我覺得自己似是在發夢一樣，從前所向往的生活，好像已步向完成階段。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguXaDiOVlD
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPP4G9LCag
可能有人會說，食舊和牛咁大反應，究竟波叔係咪痴左線？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWT5LTwlFL
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEICQD0jvX3
首先，我必須要屌你老母，睇死你依咁既戇鳩仔成世都唔會發到達，因為你的想法too simple！sometimes naive！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO4dxmbAsA
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOIak05lSP
和牛確實只是一舊肉，只是一舊食物，你以為我陳錦波成世人都無食過和牛？緊係唔撚係！我食和牛多過你食肥牛啦！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHx7ryz5J0O
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoti7SpZ7sP
我話你知，要食和牛根本唔難，只要你肯負出一張金牛就包保有得食，但如果要食一塊高貴既和牛，就唔鳩係咁容易鳥。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8h4fSe8CBZ
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZ2EkR1JlB
而重點當然不是味道，也不是和牛，它其實就只是為我人生成功起飛，而慶祝所放的煙花。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6zmmV4G0Z
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1G8pD54xl
我真正所高興的，是從此以後這種高貴將唾手可得，聽完阿花的說話，加上本人的思考，我百份百肯定自己已經在阿花的推動下，向著另一個原本一生都不能觸及，像宇宙般遙遠的階層進發！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgN1D3KKu1
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgqklOkeks
若你連這一點也看不出，就抵你成世無運行。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JM84i1yvj
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhel6g0x0ZG
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVuaLRcZ35
用完這餐美好的晚飯，我回到自己的房間，作過簡單的梳洗後，就穿著浴袍睡著了。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyHRcdB770
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4h1aea5T4
這一晚，我沒有造夢，非常安寧，平靜地睡了一覺。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtYwSSXGep
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdCQ26cVgD
回想起來，來到芝加哥的這麼多個晚上，我又有多少夜是好好的安眠過呢……？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bdAhA7f4F
624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oEReECvF5
我該數一下嗎？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfo0ZaBsv0
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以謹餘的記憶，來到這裡我最初在無帽輝的家住過兩晚，然後又去到盧卡斯的狗竇，與謝多燕在時鐘酒店過了一夜，在酒吧的貨倉睡過一整日，也在維多利亞式豪宅玩過3P，我發過最荒謬的夢，也睡過一生中最長的覺。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJvmGFKrHG
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在四十幾年人生中，我從來沒有連續經歷過這樣一個又一個奇妙的晚上。在芝加哥這十幾日，仿佛已是我人生最傳奇的日子。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LTnYQMyyz
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我有種感覺，覺得自己彷佛是為了這趟旅程而出生一樣。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ515CGZoFcw
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多日來已經歷過種種奇人怪事，扮外星人的鴨我打過，3K黨又撩過，槍又開過，人又殺過，也與過越戰退伍軍人並肩作戰。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxsBzlQ5Rz
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所以對我來說，明日共濟會的聚會就只是小菜一碟……不再算是什麼，它只是一件等我去解決的事件，即使到時遇上什麼怪人，怪物，我都不會感到驚奇，因為這趟旅行本身，就已經夠驚奇了。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDUkrAu9QP
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一覺醒來，看看時鐘，剛好是中午十二點正，可能女僕有種獨特的直覺，或是我的房間裝有閉路電視，五分鐘後Emma就開門進來，送上熱騰騰的早餐，是普通過普通的西式早餐配一碗九唔搭八的熱豆漿。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrPZHl2nQi
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我打開電視，邊看新聞邊吃早餐。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYqHZcbfCs
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吃到半途Emma開門進來，向我提醒道，同時我也將電視較成靜音：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTjFt4Ui3K
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「西裝將會在半小時後，即是下午一時正到達，今晚的宴會將會於下午三時正在這裡出發，請你做好準備。（英語）」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dAk4GnOqV
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我即時回答：「I know，thank you.」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2fXw0kIwN
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然後她以專業女僕的侍奉語調說：「嗯……有什麼要求的話，務必向我提出，請盡情地使用我。（英語）」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Vt2n3DOQ9
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說罷她就轉身離開，但閱女無數的我感覺到她轉身的剎那有一絲猶疑，也許還有話想說卻不知如何開口，於是我便叫住她：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCF76BQge7r
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「Do you have anything want to say?」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOrAZXLHQZ
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她回頭，臉頰泛紅，對於我的召喚既驚喜又失措，半秒間不能說出話來只能有點口吃地回應：「啊……（英語）」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPirN3ZaZF
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「嗯？」我瞄一下她那平平的可愛胸部，再注視著她的海藍色虹膜的雙眼，輕輕推動道。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzninkrpRD
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她輕輕吸口氣，以緊張得生硬的公式語氣向我道謝：「昨晚謝謝你為我的玫瑰解圍。（英語）」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BlHTPsW5Z
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「I just say the truth.Your taste really very good.」我以自己最紳士的語氣接受她的道謝，同時讚美道。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmnggjKFcY
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見我的回應，她明顯鬆了口氣，運作回復正常，以女僕的語調向我道謝：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSYBiNZq9o
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「謝謝你，如果有需要的再叫我，我會在門外。（英語）」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELeeRNUNDH
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然後又以Emma，一個傾慕我的少女身份說完這句：「希望你喜歡這碗豆漿。（英語）」就轉身離開。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKwwXP7iPO
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哦……原來這九唔搭八的熱豆漿是她為我而準備的，但她明顯不清楚中國地方的飲食文化並不一致，我不是北佬，而是一個標准的香港人。早餐來說，比起豆漿，我更想要杯熱奶茶或是沙嗲牛麵。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6zlfqtiDr
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不過我不怪她，這豆漿喝一口就知道她為此花了很多心機，一於下次再向她要杯熱奶茶算了吧。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FsBFXTzdj
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忽然，我想起一件事。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpNvCAhjN5
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上次搵乜鳩志是什麼是候呢？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaw9QN7o8t
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也許我需要向他回報現在的進度，因為無論如何都是他帶我上魚柳包這艘賊船，讓我花費了人生最後一個奇跡……624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOD9aZ4rjre
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同時我也想質問一下他，當波叔在芝加哥打生打死時，這條蛋散在香港作出了什麼貢獻。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAXw5HUgtV
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於是我非常順手地取出IPhone，看一看，上次通話已經是一個星期有多前的事，究竟上次打去我同佢講左乜柒野呢？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghYGurGVwH
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算了，唔鳩理鳥。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYFNrdwNIs
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我一按下撥號，一通電話即時撥出。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOi97OTyKBf
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五秒後，乜鳩志以帶幾分驚青，奇奇怪怪的聲音接聽：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSjTOEATCh
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「喂？邊個啊？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVXkjeKvdu
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我即時回答：「波叔啊。屌你，今次個電話又幾鳩正常喎，依個星期你有無做左咩威水野啊？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLBXMKpKNs
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自從盧卡斯入左廠，已經好耐無人同我講過廣東話了，雖然對方是乜鳩志，但我還是有點高興可以跟他對話，難道我有點思鄉了嗎？624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW05n822QbD
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他口疾疾，依依哦哦地說：「下？無咩既，都係搞下個論壇，依排香港依邊有個南華早報既迷團喎，你果邊收唔收到風啊？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUG1DeazGh
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我好多日無睇過報紙了，而且在美國又怎會看到南華早報？根本是廢話。我理所當然地答：「完全無喎。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDLEi7Plq9
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他又緊接著我的話，問我更多的問題：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSBmjRoTkZ
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「得閒叫盧卡斯上巴別塔比你睇下啦，我地果邊已經解得七七八八喇，好快就可以揚名立萬。咁你又點啊？去左咩景點名勝啊？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKKPkCXku2
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這條撚樣好像變得比之前更囂張了，居然問我去左乜野名勝，他肯定睇死我在美國乜都無做過！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrwHaK4N9n
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雖然我自己都唔相信，但我確實真係做左好多野！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDPen1Z5RS
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對於乜鳩志的囂張，我立即加重語氣，大返佢轉頭：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdmmqrm096a
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「你話我知，3K黨總部算唔鳩算景點？如果算既話，我大前日先去完出返黎，可以話你知入面咩境況。點啊？有咩想知？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2pgZsh5pFV
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「你唔係去左搵法輪功同外星人既咩？有無咩線索？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2oEAqYAWKe
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就我的問題，他沒有線正面回答，只是扯開話題。看來他在短短一個星期內變得醒目點了，懂得耍點政府官員的垃圾手段。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUC1HRRwXy
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但他還是太年輕了，因為他根本不應該跟擁有雄厚勢力的本人，玩這種無謂的文字遊戲：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAd2RNMHQ4
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「無啊，不過等等我重會去共濟會既飯局，一定點都會有d線索，等我好消息啦。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOec98tlBV
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「下？共濟會？」他愕然道。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5LddXIGeC
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一切在我掌握之內，於是便乘勝追擊，大鳩到佢無野講：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WZHK9zIpt
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「喂，你當我係流架？我話你知，其實我係芝加哥都識唔少有勢力既朋友，要入共濟會既聚會其實唔難。」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79tQFm34Y7
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被打亂陣腳的乜鳩志已無退路，只能語無倫次地以話題扯回3K黨那邊：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwmRXCP67O
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「等等先，你真係入過3K黨總部？」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTooXHgh0p3
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本身個人垃圾又無料，真係唔好亂咁大鳩人！乜鳩志，今日我就教曉你依個道理：624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQxZcAon8V
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「屌你！」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxBXMbOe3M
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點知……當我正想連珠爆發屌鳩佢時……624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zwWy7wfI3
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……」624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTdbdMaIKN
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屌你老母！又斷？仆你個街點解佢個電話會咁鳩廢架！624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97HIJQSrrh
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算喇，唔鳩同佢計，我都唔浪費時間打返比佢，反正要講既都講哂，佢果邊D野又廢既，根本無聽既價值，講多都哂氣。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAPkbr9uZO
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而且時間都差唔多喇，都係時候要去試西裝，為今晚既聚會做好準備。624Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtp9Pu2RrrB
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共濟會，我黎喇！
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