無驚無險,又到六時半,在不知不覺之間,我已經逛了巴別塔近五個小時之多,中途不論仆街TB,超級駭客,甚至乎飛機頭都沒有進過來接近我房間一帶的地方。842Please respect copyright.PENANA7oTFjdtRg8
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就似是上天也感受到今晚將會發生一場暴風……所以特別為我準備一段漫長平靜一樣。842Please respect copyright.PENANAPfZekdD4cm
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經過今次長時間的詳細巡察,我才發現巴別塔有一個重大問題,就是分區問題,目前巴別塔就只有主討論區:【巴別塔討論區】,以及其分區:【巴別塔App談天區】。842Please respect copyright.PENANAAYGgLM38MU
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在區域上,我參考了埃利都的做法,就是談天區的所有帖子都能在主討論區看得到,相反談天區就只能看到自己區內的帖子,以方便會員尋帖及增加每個帖的觀看率。842Please respect copyright.PENANAmbzPVpq8Ld
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細心觀察下,首先巴別塔的人流已經上升到「一個不錯的水平」,帖子變得多元化是必定的,其次帖子的流動也變得急速,因此要找到某個帖子有時也是不容易的事。842Please respect copyright.PENANAe1qnEFag6D
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毫無疑問,現在是擴展的好時機,多開幾個分區對會員來說也算是個不錯的消息。842Please respect copyright.PENANAv6QLw7h7mf
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但過多的分區又會使會員分散,所以這個舉動我必須慎重地決定。842Please respect copyright.PENANADiCF9s8QFz
842Please respect copyright.PENANACL8ahyL0sc
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想到這裡,開往香港仔的巴士已經到達,我跟著大堆社會的齒輪上到一個奸商所製的超細罐頭裡。842Please respect copyright.PENANA50LWzgZD5n
842Please respect copyright.PENANAwvP0HEoYWF
車上的人多得過份,而且非常擠逼,搞得身為堂堂巴別塔創造主的本人像條誤闖沙甸魚群的海豚一樣,真失禮。842Please respect copyright.PENANApwai10bQcN
842Please respect copyright.PENANA9C0FB9XHnY
一上到車,所有人都各自瞬速找個位置坐下,好死不死,到我選位的時候就只剩下兩個「關愛座」……842Please respect copyright.PENANAGWRjX54bsc
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不知是哪個屎忽鬼想出這種鬼主意,明明只要有心,個個都是關愛座,為什麼要搞出這種特權意味甚重的「關愛座」啊?842Please respect copyright.PENANASt9PCpXXAh
842Please respect copyright.PENANAKIwJkkfpRN
唉……算,一句到尾,現在這個時候究竟叫我坐還是不坐好?842Please respect copyright.PENANABh9Xurs16P
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考慮不夠四分一秒,一個龐大的身影在我旁邊閃過,二話不說就坐落我的兩個其中一個目標上,然後以滿口鄉音的廣東話大聲說:842Please respect copyright.PENANAPYDeeaQU21
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「阿霞!依度重有位啊!」842Please respect copyright.PENANAuuzOqkazNF
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她說完這話,我望一望她,是一個臉部肌肉已習慣黑面的疑似師奶物體,應她的召喚,一名微胖的中年女性忽然出現,二話不說就將我撞開,一下坐到另一個「關愛座」。842Please respect copyright.PENANAM5KqSxqs1r
842Please respect copyright.PENANAKsEfIKI7BC
二人半眼都沒看過我,完全把我當成透明,將搶位置的事當成理所當然一樣,愉快地開始自己的話題:842Please respect copyright.PENANAQHusX8jGbM
842Please respect copyright.PENANAbF2lwHr6RS
「嘩,馨姐,真係唔該哂你啊!你真係快手既姐!」842Please respect copyright.PENANArrdhlvPV9g
842Please respect copyright.PENANALi57iQv00j
我亦無謂站著阻到後面魚貫而進的其他乘客,快快走進後面的深處找個位置站好。842Please respect copyright.PENANAej8UTQ1Ei4
842Please respect copyright.PENANAG5ASj76SVr
可是兩個阿姐的閒談響遍全車,聽來實在比地盤噪音更令人心煩:842Please respect copyright.PENANAl0WxvWWgpi
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「哎喲,唔好咁講,係喇,你知唔知之後阿蓮佢啊……」842Please respect copyright.PENANA0UVKH96Er0
842Please respect copyright.PENANA9fA4zNe5wj
「才!咪係度講埋依D野啦!」842Please respect copyright.PENANAzOOksrz2Rz
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「Black top blazin', hometown fadin'842Please respect copyright.PENANAyV3ZlAxXLI
Out of sight in the rear view mirror842Please respect copyright.PENANAHSP78X2FrP
Stevie Ray blasting on the radio842Please respect copyright.PENANAG8eJwm8GBt
As I slam it into higher gear」842Please respect copyright.PENANAFgpKqAUgfG
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當然兩位阿姐不會忽然說起英文來,這是我為了逃避兩隻怪物噪音而戴上耳筒所聽到的歌曲。842Please respect copyright.PENANAzrGbRdSxXN
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不久,巴士也上滿人了。842Please respect copyright.PENANAqaTIVBDUjf
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它立即開動,啟程將我帶到籬漫著迷離黑霧的神祕島——鴨利洲,對岸一個叫香港仔的地方。842Please respect copyright.PENANAprOs5Vghi3
842Please respect copyright.PENANA9UdTtNdGcf
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經過了廿幾個站的旅程,加上中間路況不算暢順,讓我花了足足近四十分鐘才到達目的地。842Please respect copyright.PENANAKarwjufvmS
842Please respect copyright.PENANASuq0DPgTXh
香港仔這個地方我來過好多次,其實細妹之前也提過,就是因為我有個住鴨利洲的姑媽。842Please respect copyright.PENANAsNBSZnvGGE
842Please respect copyright.PENANA5c4ruM4fmB
姑媽,即是我老豆的家姐,相比老母那邊的超級大家族,老豆的可說是非常迷你,只有三兄弟姊妹,姑媽最大,老豆排第二,下面還有個姑姐。842Please respect copyright.PENANAYzSCTaBjmO
842Please respect copyright.PENANAFY6SwqxeWK
整體來說,我對這邊的親戚並沒什麼反感,至少他們都很識做,新年利是夠大封,又不會問三問四,點到即止。842Please respect copyright.PENANAmO1Wx3uyMj
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而老母那邊……唉,不說了,反正只是題外話,而且一個十二兄弟姊妹連帶無數表親的巨型家族,我保證當中的八卦是複雜得任何人都不想去理解的。842Please respect copyright.PENANAVM4ygqNoKA
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除非我是某個大集團家族的富二代,或是將前額剃光,變成某個清朝的皇族吧。842Please respect copyright.PENANAWiFeg34sh2
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說來有點離題了,也許我應該說回姑媽的事。842Please respect copyright.PENANARLlRIfLJk3
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別與老母那邊的親戚相比,單單與其他我遇過的所有人相比,姑媽肯定在我頭十個最尊敬的人當中佔一席位。842Please respect copyright.PENANA1wgefOkSI0
842Please respect copyright.PENANAoey1pZQyTv
她是個了不起的女人,在擁有不錯的事業同時,也擁有美滿的家庭,兩個兒子在她教育下,都有著不錯的成就,而且為人大方,每年新年給我的利是都大封得很。842Please respect copyright.PENANAC46wqhCT0W
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但我已經好幾年沒見過她,也沒有收到大大封的利是,原因很簡單,因為她已經病死了。842Please respect copyright.PENANAeopaB0aQ0i
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隨她去世後,她的大兒子音訊全無,聽說不知去了哪裡流浪。而小兒子則娶了個日本妹,與姑丈移民到日本開始新生活,她本人就選擇了海葬,隨海水遊遍世界。842Please respect copyright.PENANAT2CT2MBFQD
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所以現在留在鴨利洲的,除了一些回憶外,就只剩下他們曾住過的單位。如非南華早報的事,我接下來的人生,大概都不會再踏足這個地方。842Please respect copyright.PENANA9oXZbuLkAP
842Please respect copyright.PENANAzJfWBwlYWx
在回想這些事情的期間,時間已來到下午七時五十三分,而我在南記總店大門已等了差不多十分鐘,第一個巴別塔光明會的成員終於出現在我眼前,他就是Moscow killer,對他的外表,我還是只有「平凡」兩字可說。842Please respect copyright.PENANAHAi8p4QPcj
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由於大部份溝通上的工作都是由四眼仔負責,作為巴別塔創造主的本人,理所當然就只是負責決策。842Please respect copyright.PENANA8I0GCy9E0A
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因此,一直以來,我對於巴別塔光明會成員的溝通都只局限於「有意義」的內容,簡單點來說,我們之間其實絕少,不,應該是根本完全沒有閒談。842Please respect copyright.PENANAhANXR3ja0V
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所以這一刻,我們見面後除了簡單打個招呼,就什麼都沒有說了,然後沉默地並站在南記的門口,等待其他成員。842Please respect copyright.PENANAa9EMmdVHzc
842Please respect copyright.PENANAbG361gjhww
見一時沒事做,我打開IPhone,看看巴別塔有沒有什麼有趣的東西看看。842Please respect copyright.PENANAd6OBBS0U6O
842Please respect copyright.PENANA6B3JzrTMIl
結果,馬上就找到一個覺得挺有趣的帖子,標題是『[認真非吹水]我懷疑自己個仔同菲傭發生左肉體關係』,隨帖更附上一幅X凱琪的相片,讓我非常不爭氣地笑了。842Please respect copyright.PENANAf507ZDkJxJ
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按下『reply』將帖子展開,內容如下:842Please respect copyright.PENANAcXVpBOphJD
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「(NAME:鐵血外交官)842Please respect copyright.PENANAKPccSMCLxp
是咁的,由於差唔多一年前果時,我老婆又開始返工,無乜時間做屋企野,一家三口,成間屋最常出現既就得我果個十五歲半既仔。842Please respect copyright.PENANA5qgxjiB1Qh
842Please respect copyright.PENANA5OA3OFh1Lt
老老實實你叫佢得閒煮下飯,照顧下自己都還可以,但要個思春期既靚仔幫你做家務,我好清楚根本就係天荒夜談!842Please respect copyright.PENANAQvXDeJbE8J
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所以唯一會惦掃把既我同老婆就成日為左家務既事鬧交。842Please respect copyright.PENANAOhLRQW19W9
842Please respect copyright.PENANABhG9a5EwQU
我老婆可能因為係公司受左d壓力,所以成日返到黎見到間屋有少少亂就對住我同個仔閪口閪面,又比說話我地聽,三日唔埋兩日就鬧交,搞到成日家嘈屋閉。842Please respect copyright.PENANAcsDvsOiKUG
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於是我見屋企有D錢剩,個仔成日食公仔麵又好似唔係好健康,就把心一橫請左個菲傭返黎。842Please respect copyright.PENANAnKXBC5gJHV
842Please respect copyright.PENANAYlKwwEAuLP
可能男人天性係咸濕D,所以我下意識揀左個睇落幾大波又後生(當然唔只大波,睇紀錄知佢手腳乾淨,做野又快又熟手又勤力先揀佢架炸)既菲傭返黎。842Please respect copyright.PENANApQRIomaTE3
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點知佢第一日黎到,我即刻眼都凸埋,屌你佢對波簡直大鳩到痴撚線,阿叔見慣唔少大場面,但都忍唔住吞左幾啖口水。842Please respect copyright.PENANALycl7Ycsev
842Please respect copyright.PENANAAghJQ2L328
不過算,我好清楚自己唔鐘意食朱古力,見佢又勤力又有禮貌就由得佢啦(無可能因為個菲傭太大波所以炒佢架嘛),咪比次機會人囉。842Please respect copyright.PENANA2NTFofWgec
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咁佢做到而家一直都無乜問題,老婆又煩少左,日日返到屋企有飯食,就結果黎講都幾完滿啊。842Please respect copyright.PENANAeGIZEy6F48
842Please respect copyright.PENANAuafwHyeJnv
點知我琴晚半夜屙尿既時候發現有個Condom係馬桶入面,應該係上一手無留意沖唔走。842Please respect copyright.PENANAhyyuvdq4J9
842Please respect copyright.PENANANDBpJXnIyJ
全間屋得兩個男人,咪話我先入為主,我有無扑過野我自己最清楚啦。842Please respect copyright.PENANAqCbUWDqJiZ
842Please respect copyright.PENANAg0hFj8RHWs
咁係我好肯定自己無扑過野既前題下,你話個Condom係邊個留低既,無論如果我都只諗到一個人,就係個衰仔……842Please respect copyright.PENANA8iNrAhbaoK
842Please respect copyright.PENANA0XRJC4Uoky
雖然鐵證如山,但我依然選擇呃自己其實琴晚係發夢,不過今朝食早餐既時候我先發現原來阿仔份早餐大份過我(明明我得一隻蛋,但佢有兩隻),佢又成日對住個菲傭笑笑口,舊朱古力又同佢打左個眼色,好明顯就有路啦!842Please respect copyright.PENANAyyUOd9NFA8
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各位巴打你地話而家點算好?我應該唔聲唔聲炒左個菲傭定點?」842Please respect copyright.PENANAHSi28kcQZW
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看罷我第一個感覺是,這篇帖主要是發泄對老婆不滿多於關心阿仔同菲傭有沒有扑野,不過他確實寫得真的幾新奇又過癮,加上標題也吸引人的眼球,所以得到不少回覆:842Please respect copyright.PENANAOQ9lK3kwEy
842Please respect copyright.PENANAmGGWXqpS0n
「或者你個仔戴Condom打飛機呢?唔洗緊張喎。(NAME:無名)」842Please respect copyright.PENANAL4iVxcvNom
842Please respect copyright.PENANAUbjIIVyQtT
「應該係你第二個人格好撚鐘意食朱古力,所以偷偷地襯你訓著走去搞鳩阿菲傭姐姐啊(NAME:無名)」842Please respect copyright.PENANAhi9jKEneWo
842Please respect copyright.PENANAKZQivGTePW
「Fight Club!(NAME:快樂殺人狂)」842Please respect copyright.PENANAWN8JcWVRIv
842Please respect copyright.PENANARiD08lto5U
「其實呢……無圖好難討論既,我識面相,可以幫你睇下佢個樣有無扑過野既跡象。(NAME:蘇民鋒)」842Please respect copyright.PENANAcG7kdPwlwx
842Please respect copyright.PENANAOQMr3WwLcA
「屌你老母仆街仔,賓妹都岩?(NAME:無名)」842Please respect copyright.PENANAFTyh0LKjc8
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「其實賓妹真係好熱情,又乜撚都玩得,打真軍又得,後花園又玩得,識玩一定玩賓妹(NAME:無名)」842Please respect copyright.PENANAP8OxZzUDGY
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「賓妹都有打手!?(NAME:K.Leo)」842Please respect copyright.PENANA8eDd9BCQcM
842Please respect copyright.PENANAHIJXRzLDNJ
「我覺得依條友應該真係屌過囉(NAME:無名)」842Please respect copyright.PENANAhYpXvckoGL
842Please respect copyright.PENANAQJyxkuCCw4
「樓主有無考慮過同個仔玩3P?(NAME:龍王哥)」842Please respect copyright.PENANASiGPdtimxB
842Please respect copyright.PENANA3IxfLyhHkF
「賓妹唔係人啊?賓妹對波唔係波啊?圖呢!仆街!(NAME:簫風)」842Please respect copyright.PENANALqxuyaqU4U
842Please respect copyright.PENANAx67CSeLfc0
「簫風巴打真係痴撚線,連賓妹都唔放過,果然係我地戒J界既典範(NAME:無各)」842Please respect copyright.PENANACMWdCm8SkP
842Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0NbgP9IBh
「依個Post好明顯係黑暗戒J界既陰謀,想引一眾巴打一展龍威……842Please respect copyright.PENANAQVYTsMHsXE
Btw睇完篇野硬左,我係咪唔正常?(NAME:無名)」842Please respect copyright.PENANA88FeZTj0Ug
842Please respect copyright.PENANAp8w5NFxwok
「認真既巴打,我覺得你應該同老婆商量下先,依個係一個好嚴重既問題。(NAME:無名)」842Please respect copyright.PENANAAZzW8SHxFj
842Please respect copyright.PENANAmED7h1sJ5M
「大波賓妹,嘔(NAME:津巴布偉富豪)」842Please respect copyright.PENANACJY2ckCyAY
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「成班大驚小怪,同賓妹扑野成撚日都會有架啦,我勸樓主咪鳩搞得太大啊,一陣比佢告鳩你個仔強姦你就仆街喇(NAME:VitoCorleone)」842Please respect copyright.PENANA3BbPPijIas
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「其實咁既,我覺得係你份人比較小氣加埋有幻覺姐,最可以幫到你既係醫生,而唔係巴別塔啊。(NAME:叉雞飯)」842Please respect copyright.PENANAuRFZDAp67K
842Please respect copyright.PENANAVceX9ScoFS
「首先我無可能貼一個同自己個仔扑過野既菲傭上黎,其次,我唔係痴左線,我好肯定真係親眼見到個Condom……」842Please respect copyright.PENANALIMOiwgk9d
842Please respect copyright.PENANA65JJy6O94L
看這個來自樓主的回覆不到一半,我即被現實世界的一把聲音打斷:842Please respect copyright.PENANA71GWRIkqpj
842Please respect copyright.PENANAOz08MoEXPf
「Hay,ABC,得你兩個炸?」842Please respect copyright.PENANA056I3B7bNu
842Please respect copyright.PENANAwzSH28wNgF
是四眼仔,望都不用望,單憑聲音就知道,看看時間,現在剛好是八時正,非常符合他準時的風格。842Please respect copyright.PENANAGyUvTAevZQ
842Please respect copyright.PENANAeEoKauTu3V
我抬頭望向他,淡淡地回應:842Please respect copyright.PENANATsvNPdhJoy
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「係啊,佢地都唔知有無時間觀念既。」842Please respect copyright.PENANAEdw3Lpvsg6
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Moscow killer則繼續保持沉默,觀望住我與四眼仔的對話。842Please respect copyright.PENANAvYI25iANqS
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四眼仔聽到我的回應,馬上看看自己的手提電話,打開whatsapp重新確認資訊,再回答我的問題:842Please respect copyright.PENANAvkhQ7g6GL0
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「唔係啊,佢地話一早到左等緊你地喎。」842Please respect copyright.PENANAkSpiIbTeSd
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我左望右望,都不見其他人,垃圾筒裡都完全不見超級駭客的蹤影,於是反問四眼仔:842Please respect copyright.PENANAfBpyfQILbW
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「下?咁佢地而家係邊?」842Please respect copyright.PENANAFxA2mYZ84R
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這個時候,Moscow killer居然主動插話:「唔通……」842Please respect copyright.PENANAO9cp3z8qEm
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我與四眼仔立即望向他,期待一個不可思議的答案……842Please respect copyright.PENANAwvFr4lM6w6
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