Simon無惡意的寒喧，讓我的處境改變了。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2U0qTl9Cmm
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vPYYILUSj
唉…說什麼「啊，志仔，唔阻你地傾計喇~」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrrjhDyOXj
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHciwXI43u
坦白說，我們一檯六個所謂IT人根本就沒話好談，個個都只是看著手提電話或是I-pad，各自玩玩遊戲，看看電影，似是一群草泥馬一樣，和諧得很。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdZr42mDDW
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNmVAEBU3G
本來應該是這樣的。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGiXcxhLIc
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8R8LEYjnb
「啊…志哥啊？你同Simon哥好熟嫁？」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqkODy69mJ
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOl3AI7GyKr
這隻梳著All Back頭，兩邊剷青，名為「恭仔」的草泥馬瞪著我問道。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZNDbiwp0k
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrrZXXWF0w
就這樣，和諧被打斷了，以我所知，他的偶像是Gay Dragon和大文豪，我真心覺得他很適合做這份垃圾工作的。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaULa24r0D
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5EhMeEvJG
但看他這副衰樣，我就不禁憂鬱起來，我居然與這種垃圾是同事！？而且怎看也好，他都不像讀IT出來吧！812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKhzW7zh1x
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJS4Fgv760
「有兩句咁啦。」我如此敷衍道，拜托你別再煩我，滾回去繼續看那低智韓劇吧。但恭仔當然不會放棄繼續接近我這個疑似黃馬褂的機會，繼續追問：812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoFpD69DVh
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0t5M4Bjmg
「有兩句…即係好熟啦……」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlEYeLcoXF
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMNJwl1rAge
臉皮真厚。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4H36mbM0aa
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5nbcm4Nxb
「關你撚事咩，死開啦。」我想這樣回答，但我當然不能這麼火爆。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEsEd9BteV
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnKlUFqcTH
「一般啦，佢係我親戚個朋友黎既姐。」這是我給你的最後機會，要是你不停口繼續問，我就會以最殘酷的回答「哦」來對付你。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80wbXaFWAu
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPffZgisnw
「屌，恭仔，一睇就知阿志哥唔撚想同你講野啦，重係咁聊人，搏乜啊？」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrd5e0U9sCP
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FGcdVUwPB
坐在我右邊，一個印象淺薄，連名字也不清楚的四眼仔帶著厭惡斥責道。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoMXUHeMAJ
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3gSxYw3ls
說得好！812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevQFUCUfDf
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhY7Q4NECk3
但我很清楚，他這樣說不是為我解圍，而是準備向我問更多，我應先下手為強，順手為我的研究收集多一點數據：812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQGHRZMNkN
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxffIO23f2r
「你地記唔記得魚柳包幾時開始得返半塊芝士嫁？」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5St0Jd4mp
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsoPqmBcgD
想不到這兩一問，迎來了漫長的DEAD AIR，四周的聲音似是拉長了一樣，時間也慢起來……讓我能好好感受這一刻的尷尬感覺。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIhFtncS5C
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0sTEp1sIE
也讓我重新了解一下，自己所調查的東西，究竟有多無聊…812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXZSlzpUU4
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GL5QyMfQU
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbZLBV5XwK
看到他們倆的眼神……812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiTKYmKcPSa
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWRv5tbuIU
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMWYtbc8XQ
唉…好想找個洞躲進去啊。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDw0AFfJEn
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLlXF6fkPl
「………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlIIyw5fBZ
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVlqBM5n1t2
經歷了長達6.89秒的DEAD AIR，讓我以為自己變成了一個戇鳩仔，豈料那個四眼仔居然皺起眉頭，以非常嚴肅的語氣為我解脫：812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNe46xtGeE
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3moVrsZIP
「你都發現到依個問題啊？」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3blgk1tbI6
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIEd00AyAx
原本我以為他會這樣說的：「你係唔係玩鳩我啊？」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3v3ULWfO2
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmGmEi4SJj
沒想到居然會在這種場合找到知音人，我如在挪威經歷完幾十日的長夜後重見太陽般感動！然後他認真又帶點好奇地問：812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTVyMsKxXw
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTpQ9BiSE8
「網上面好多人都講過依個問題，但最後往往都無疾而終，其實好多人都唔再理依個問題，點解你要撩返起件事黎講呢？」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXw26dAl1c
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPDgTLocNk
為了訴說原因，我把昨晚與阿熹所發生的事都告訴他，除了阿熹莫明奇妙的失憶那一段。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡauVCoIx45G
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40roStSJAi
經過一番討論，我發現他所知的與我差不多。因為基本上一般人除了Google之外，可以做的事根本有限。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRr1Ea5SDP
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWL8n8RM1NG
雖然我們也算是IT專才，但殺雞焉用牛刀？誰會花力氣用「其他方法」去調查這種無關痛癢的小事？812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQrEvLpGc9
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtLNIwmiHr
原本只有我和四眼仔的討論，之後也引來了恭仔同檯的人搭嗲，大家都記得魚柳包過去確是有一塊芝士。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6Kw3AMEXe
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscJfWR2Xrb
恭仔依然像隻哈巴狗一樣，不停地跟隨我的說話回應：812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6G8oIuY1v
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNf0GOkHJ2N
「我都係咁樣應為啊。」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxqqNw9IUlB
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnv0lhUdB0
「我都記得係咁啊。」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1b6GmnTbak
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDtFHVLsmG
「係囉，係囉。」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tBgzfNfcp
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIxwbgGvxD
真的煩到像隻烏蠅一樣，但在討論中總有人要負責和應，這些廢話就填補了對話中的空缺位置。他很有攝位的天份，將來必成為一個擦鞋的高手。「咁即係肯定係M記出蠱惑啦，無可能全世界都記錯嘅！」恭仔裝作不忿地說這句Everybody Know的結論。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVXz01v2MA
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIXX0uhmyW
「點解你地可以咁肯定？」一把聽起來有禮的低沈聲音反問。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpRJe5c9XuR
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJGOpyvBeF
一望過去，說這句話的是一個坐在四眼仔旁，一直在玩PsV而沉默不語的肥仔說的。聽見反對聲音，恭仔即時帶有惡意反擊。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfHkfsKmIUW
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYmvsxn0SU
「咁你係唔係記得一直都係得半塊啊？」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FcN3p6EjK
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0H5r44lWwp
「唔係，我都記得有一塊。」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqCk15r4Puq
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JLtmRm0SB
「咁你想表達乜野啊？」恭仔以聽起來充滿敵意的語氣說道。但肥仔面無懼色，淡定地回應：812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJ8460JFy1
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMy6voC1V8
「我無必要表明自己既立場，只係想提醒你地一件事。你地識唔識波蘭斯基？」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4xplbrQM6E
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hpniAxbvb
未有等任何人回答，肥仔繼續說：812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgd4c7q1Vc3
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIaZVoNI4f
「我好鐘意《鋼琴戰曲》，所以一直都有留意波蘭斯基既動向，係幾年前，我睇新聞話佢係瑞士比人放左之後病死左，《影子滅殺令》就成為左佢既遺作，當年我就係因為咁所以睇左套戲成三次。」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC8F0AUoPyZ
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhQFgFdnVc
「但結果上年有套叫《玩謝大導演》既戲上左，導演又係波蘭斯基，我當塘嚇左一跳，重問人佢點解明明佢死左都重會有新戲上？佢地望住我，問我係唔係戇鳩，因為波蘭斯基根本就無死到。」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFdkivjjEi
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeY74dnzAon
「最後我無再出聲，全世界，連埋套戲都話我聽：『係我記錯左』，咁重有乜理由要柒落去？我勸你地咪信埋自己d戇居記憶，諗埋魚柳包依D無謂野喇，一塊定半塊芝士關你鬼事咩，聽日重要返工啊。」812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhJ2gBotoO
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGwBtiKdDg
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ELPuXJBwT
雖然得不到任何回應，但他看來亦滿不在乎，繼續低頭玩自己的Psv。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbOHrFgRrA
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhwj4nJPYK
812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPSTS2wcmn
他的話讓全桌的熱鬧也凍結了，世界只剩下場地所播放著的K-pop，沒靈魂的電子低音殘留在令人煩厭的大氣中。812Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUskJjGM7M
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