Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOVUHCARZW
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PA8WspLqZ
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Hu9MXvpeb
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcAP08UC4C
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUkx0fwFCL
*draws a dead person*277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9CB7P61Bj
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTgXYHD8KJ
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsu3OUOmO2Z
Cycling? [Silence]277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfwhjuqPdZ
Breathe? [Silence]"277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXJFUaEXjW
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5a7MpZ6SBb
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4puAT4lUWi
Yes? Yeah, good answer.277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUK4K0YBsJ
Liar."277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleCWlQfZb1
*circles Algebra*277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ctD37P4lt
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSRQqQqwqB
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcYyklV1uX
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwUQkrL4a3
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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