Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjy4uOzGvxO
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyGg3U56iD
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"Bro, just do it!"276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryZM4uouLw
"Nah..."276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64NMIxKWuD
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgQuD1YQ4Q
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTq3GqIbBMz
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdYO4d6Zap
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwebfxbiu4
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuWS6xaern
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ554jjiZ5CI
"I said it- that swear word, maths."276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkqd5cSpsf
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodKm3uz2k1
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlshhMf9TC
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeg8vvf7Es
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTsQH2i7rE
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStVFJFKavQ
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"Hey, what's your d like?"276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORvuiIZ48x
"Can I see your d?"276Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dS29VzjE5
"What, are you scared of my d?"
