Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student225Please respect copyright.PENANA74cYuBksXy
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer225Please respect copyright.PENANAihaWhC4kha
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student225Please respect copyright.PENANAxA3e611fFZ
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1225Please respect copyright.PENANAoBNFn5lXz0
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.225Please respect copyright.PENANAAKaxw3ErNX
*draws a dead person*225Please respect copyright.PENANAdDbTiAEFr7
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"225Please respect copyright.PENANARrt6MZ8vAs
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 225Please respect copyright.PENANA4UNNhKR2Zu
Cycling? [Silence]225Please respect copyright.PENANAT7LNl0gY0N
Breathe? [Silence]"225Please respect copyright.PENANAuqmn1f6RDB
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"225Please respect copyright.PENANALsg1KOlQns
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?225Please respect copyright.PENANAorFXoWKooD
Yes? Yeah, good answer.225Please respect copyright.PENANABdoxWZmm01
Liar."225Please respect copyright.PENANAzJmuC9AzLF
*circles Algebra*225Please respect copyright.PENANAEEMoBNqQld
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."225Please respect copyright.PENANA7rc2qtwS1v
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."225Please respect copyright.PENANA9YGh4Ec0bt
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 225Please respect copyright.PENANApd77PywItO
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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