Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5EWkJS4mM
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwzbkm4Xfs
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"Bro, just do it!"405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZbqbWMgtM
"Nah..."405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzDLDYTT1f
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6dPTndmoW
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwkhlXcba4
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPCGeZFm2rt
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqHrCemaba
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxPIet3n9t
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXrqgmXWsG
"I said it- that swear word, maths."405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZ78hDPaO4
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrY9iHKWye3
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTGkMwkds0
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRIaLyFM1n
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9WUi5HeDB
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquFQkqMg2C
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"Hey, what's your d like?"405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gEcT4n6p9
"Can I see your d?"405Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbPhsGbiaoj
"What, are you scared of my d?"
