Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlr9i2TMpR
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjHEYiscjyY
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"Bro, just do it!"319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAXbSyqkkn
"Nah..."319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNazusnBxe
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXK8JFDj8cj
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1PPLWSD7TE
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKv8YFxRM3
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiY2g87Pk1
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPil7Uqxmvn
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5y2H1IoxY
"I said it- that swear word, maths."319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTtemXRXX9
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LTjOPiB7h
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMiXCkxyFnN
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEORRdcadO
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXlK4Iqdhg
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iN11BDtFN
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"Hey, what's your d like?"319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAb8HHiWcb
"Can I see your d?"319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVx8SqRkJ3
"What, are you scared of my d?"
