Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNV6tExj7D
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYmLlPSL7v
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"Bro, just do it!"355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmadE7Wyupy
"Nah..."355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Qp2ZtpkE5
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCBVpkcFWA
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbslgFRqwlF
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmgSfZ7Kwm
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkgesJALSQ
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6m2ORRrHkr
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8czcDUbrI
"I said it- that swear word, maths."355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeZVVWzKq0
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpaTCRCKKP
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbDjw3lTl8
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpy1kDLkDa
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwD8LbQTwvG
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNine5atkP8
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"Hey, what's your d like?"355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAl5IFdOzY
"Can I see your d?"355Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzBoKnckez
"What, are you scared of my d?"
