Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsIezBQyOz
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXfUhttrXl
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGO0Z9PmCM6
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMO9Fmmnt5S
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwk3yzCtTIw
*draws a dead person*289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqX11uaWwW
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡij0RvXXb56
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUXw4j4AS3
Cycling? [Silence]289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNKgj8bQNn
Breathe? [Silence]"289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2dnozcOf2T
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPb0qMkVXzN
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3sBnG3GSW
Yes? Yeah, good answer.289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQtxWgfZ0Y
Liar."289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJOjLvlSsg
*circles Algebra*289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqtBKC7YxD
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYf0wIDQyAm
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgBEhVqtnX
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 289Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsl2PUKZ5zI
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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