Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXKsOmpbP7
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3hwBJqTP4
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfiZ7SlvDp
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7V1O9Qzbo7
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡie5M1A8Bl6
*draws a dead person*338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQY5ANZC0Tz
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNGyj7mR06
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kgaKIGVlk
Cycling? [Silence]338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UvmfYQeer
Breathe? [Silence]"338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJymffaLdb
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5l8D36T8K
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4plxoTgkj
Yes? Yeah, good answer.338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgJ5wBDJRx
Liar."338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHr8F0j32g
*circles Algebra*338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oqcF1oyXU
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDZiX8ukjQ
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdABMmMLYQy
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 338Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJI4S0gFtG
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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