Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJoaZ3JsCo
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvIxFh2JYr
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0nrYn5ShJ
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35rVeqmecZ
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQI8ZP8j3kR
*draws a dead person*374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzWfGfIQZl
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1AXK6YNvE
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMrRiNxF7ny
Cycling? [Silence]374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhqMNclWgG
Breathe? [Silence]"374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxWhQ7iPXu
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEkubxohvp
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOu8PRxexFp
Yes? Yeah, good answer.374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vwXtpfoaf
Liar."374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOkYs9Wehc
*circles Algebra*374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMPyaEknD2
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawYzunkYT1
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjusaLj7Zm
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 374Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZTHIwToZr
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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