Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqR9prxDEzA
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AQ1ONJQDc
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrvUSgOMDc
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnVK0ziet5
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hZ5IX87Q3
*draws a dead person*367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5fQZPTSBm
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcbBg8DLx3
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9w0WsuD0j
Cycling? [Silence]367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2oB5Zdzt5
Breathe? [Silence]"367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLmNDxfSLz
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGll14L3xhq
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTh5DszotRl
Yes? Yeah, good answer.367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEFx12fsTU
Liar."367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDSWzInhSq
*circles Algebra*367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOThdVdh25h
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbpKQgZfV7
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQ3cWgaClK
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 367Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2ldY3aeJR
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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