*The following includes actual questions from job applications and information one would usually put on a cover letter.253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3efLor3bAM
253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9yLlAXVKk
Every day, I think about quitting my major, but I do this because I feel I don't have a choice. All the effort and suffering I'd been through would be for naught if I don't earn at least a solid amount of money, right?
What has motivated me to apply for a role at this company in this field?253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNkDFixOxC
Money. Social status. I don't want to fall behind. I don't want to feel like crap every time someone boasts about their assets, job or title when I don't have anything.253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuL5fyG0ydw
And I'm obviously applying to your company because I'm applying to every one available as backup.253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8yHg6Fwmg
What unique skills can I bring to the field?253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvxLeqJh2I
I suppose I'm decent at anything that involves logic - calculations, algorithms of the such. Though I'm not outstanding like a lot of people, and I have an ingrained fear of hard work such that my core instinct is to avoid any sort of work I deem "difficult" until my violent fear of failure kicks in and I start to panic. That's right. The only "motivation" that really makes me work is panic.253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4PBkNW8Z3
253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZkK47veKJ
I guess I'm very self-aware of my flaws, but I cannot for the life of me figure out a solution to them. However, since I despise all humans, I don't pay attention to anything around me and can't read the room. But I love working in teams so I don't die by myself, and I'm easy to work with as I'm polite, logical and friendly on the outside. Don't worry, I don't look at a human and immediately decide to hate their guts. Hating humans is nothing personal. Actually, the only thing I have going on for me are my people skills and how good I am at pretending to be passionate when I actually don't do shit. 253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcnYOGZZhW
I know I'm just a dime in a dozen, a hundred, or even a thousand. But please... I... I need to earn a lot of money... I might not have the grandest motivation nor have an amazing skillset, but...ugh...253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCD5ocpjUL
Maybe I'm unsuited for life after all.253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbh3eD8I25W
253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4tQEZ1FWl
Extracurricular activities, experience, qualifications and grades?253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjIy8TzF1b
I did a few extracurricular activities, but nothing compared to most of my overachieving friends. I'm not a prefect or a leader of any big club, though I have experience in managing a team or two, and it was incredibly fun. Experience... I've done retail. Except I wasn't interested at all in what I was selling so I probably single-handedly dropped sales by 25%...253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIcz0And5j
I'm a qualified professional hater-of-humanity and procrastinator. My grades are lower than they should be. They're nothing special, but they aren't too low. If I tried harder, if I wasn't so instinctively afraid of hard work, if I had a real dream I'd do almost anything to reach... I'd probably have much higher grades. Well, I'd be much more successful. And I probably won't be writing this right now as I break down thinking about how much I hate my major and future job.253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQRKL3kdHW
Where would you see yourself in 5 years?253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhmHI5kMrXn
To be honest, I can't see myself in 5 years. Every week is hard for me to endure in my major, and I know that in the industry, it wouldn't be much different. How would I survive a month, much less a year or 5? I want to quit. I want a break, at least, to figure out what I should do. But I can't. Because then, I'll forget what I've learnt, and since I hate it, I won't study it, and I'll be rendered unqualified for any job in the field.253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1YRIyBXqC
I wish I would be guaranteed to earn a lot of money doing something I'm good at. At least I'd know what I'm doing.253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxugR69qgKp
Every lecture,,, every assignment... I'm absolutely clueless to what is going on. 253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZ77lupXi6
253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHxDMFz7Sa
I don't want to live like this. But what can I do?253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyx4F1AVJkR
Studying... working... it's only a matter of reading words and writing it down. Following instructions. Figuring out what to do from what you wrote. But no matter how I convince myself, every fiber of my being is shouting at me, 253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KlMowJf3D
"I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT I DON'T WANT TO DO IT." 253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvl1K2U8Mp
I'm pathetic. Struggling with something so simple, living a life so privileged yet I'm like this. To be honest, I don't think I'm fit for this position at all.253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSL6HfeAKc
253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5feO8JPDtp
But I'll lie again.253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtU42sozd7I
253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTglkaqsa3
"I've always been passionate about solving problems the world has thrown at me, and as I'm a responsible person who works well in teams, I'm sure I'd be a great addition to your company."253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgm6TeEuU6
253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUsH9Jm8lL
Help me.253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7DXPIb9EH
[I took 10 minutes to write this consecutively because these were my raw thoughts typed out without filter.]253Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNz5obmPZpZ
