Ok I might have tricked you, these are some hilarious things our lecturers/random classmates have said.
”What does fat mean?” -student243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dMhZ1onoa
“Fat is fat.” -Lecturer243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26P1CrdyGV
”The confusion matrix is confusing me.” -student243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuj9QZLJet
”Has anyone finished the exam?” -student1243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBfcwJlVxE
”The exam finished me.” -Student2
All of the following are from one of my lecturers (he's a real one lmao):
"Welcome to the course. Come a little bit closer over there. I want you over there to see the whites of your eyes. I can't see the red of your lips, so I have to see the whites of your eyes."
"So imagine I chug a whole lot of booze and did drugs.243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJXainAiH4
*draws a dead person*243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIcN2lDxJn
In fact, this is what happens. I got a smile on my face, but I'm dead, right?"243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOSjJa0ij1a
"How can I gamble and win against my opponents and then laugh at them?"
"Oh, I won't ask. It's a terrible thing, I ask students questions and this is what I get for answers. Do you go fishing? [silence] 243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQlC1C4Vcn
Cycling? [Silence]243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTtdWWyeAN
Breathe? [Silence]"243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELOKRnQ5lk
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"You can't sit the final exam, you know, a comet hit your apartment block or some tragedy happened, right?"243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdv1SyRoSvh
"I know it's Monday, and I know you spend all weekend doing question one of assignment five, right?243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgibQYUsViR
Yes? Yeah, good answer.243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyGZRsUcop
Liar."243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQ7bESS1w4
*circles Algebra*243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01fJNRFrw1
"This is probably the greatest terrorist organisation that has ever existed."243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡak89xJ0e2n
"Not funny? Okay, you're right, okay. Tough audience."243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9blHMFrlHB
"You might be thinking, 'what is he talking about? Has he done too many drugs and finally gone crazy?'" 243Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUERFHdZLzj
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- I'll look forward to hearing your jokes again next semester, sir! Please go easy on us with the tests and assignments.
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