Weird things I overheard:
"My mate wants his dj name to be dj kissyface, and the adlib part is going to be *kissing sounds*"299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9EPWWhvdT
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"If you saw a child on the street looking for food, would you pick him up? You have like some sort of connection with the child."
"I'm not gay. You know, I'm open-minded, so I went to a gay bar, and it wasn't my thing."299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBe6pXHFrUe
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"Bro, just do it!"299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4be32QDH9
"Nah..."299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Z5mAUfxM7
"There's no one there! Just catwalk! Try it, please!"299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58rv3PO1Uz
[overheard two dudes after uni on the road]
More Lecturer Quotes:
"Life is just a sexually transmitted terminal disease."299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiM8LZsS78
"No matter how I torture it, it still wants to misbehave, so I torture it another way."299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvn3xlj01OL
"Looks a lil bit cuter when it's smooth like that."299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmPUpPmXu5
"Don't trust me! I'm old! And I'm a bullshitter!"299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0QoJowhTJ
"Bloody scooters, they're everywhere!!"299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuqZWBR3Xx
"I said it- that swear word, maths."299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BNzeaVjOQ
"Don't go out, don't have a social life, do some work."299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0e0GZQxHna
"Everyone is instinctively a facist."
"I am now, officially, your slave."299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkrj0dQiTq
"convince everyone you're a genius by cheating."299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69oOE1CFR5
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What?:
"Dude, paper scissors rock. Whoever wins gets to do their exes their way."299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdqiklbG7U
[Yes, I was there when this was said. No, I won't give you the context.]299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIURy257UT
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"Hey, what's your d like?"299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKbSlnyzFY
"Can I see your d?"299Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQjPhlpui9A
"What, are you scared of my d?"
